Hungover Owls

Ohmygodshutthefuckup. Jesus shit.

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#FT @TheRealRunLMC

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There it is, the picture that started it all—Old Brown from Squirrel Nutkin. Look how little shit he's willin… http://t.co/K9i3FbVd

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"So...am I getting kicked out, or am I kicking you out? I'm a little hazy on protocol right now." Thanks to K… http://t.co/zXc1G5AI

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"The pain in my head...is moving. WHY IS THE PAIN MOVING?"
Thanks to Allison Price for the photo submission! http://t.co/EKUJWGrQ

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"Of all the terrible things I am feeling right now, 'surprised' is not one of them."
Thanks to Kelly Holzwort… http://t.co/fmJ8iwyT

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"EVERYTHING JUST NEEDS TO STOP HAPPENING FOR LIKE FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES OKAY."
Thanks to Karen Andrews for the… http://t.co/dSl3GjB9

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"WhyamIsoreWhyamIsoreWhatdidIdoWhyamIsore."
Thanks to Hannah Hunt for the photo submission! http://t.co/Zw7QlnIM

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"What is this? Is this jail? Is this what jail looks like?"
Thanks to Laetitia Ulick for the photo submission! http://t.co/mtKK2Jeo

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"'I just acted like myself?' That's the worst thing I could have done!"
Thanks to Erin Taylor for the photo s… http://t.co/IsPN1vJo

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"The bride and groom started chanting "shots" and then I woke up in a basement." Thanks to Mary Chlopek for t… http://t.co/wXaKpMAm

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"What? Yeah. Yep. On it." Thanks to Parker Mathieson for the photo submission! http://t.co/q4u5aZjJ

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"Jury's still out if I'm hungover, or just really tired. Fingers crossed."
Thanks to Alexis Frangis for the p… http://t.co/ATj2Ej5h

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"The fuck? Am I like, inside the couch?"
Thanks to Sarah (Fido Barkswiggles) for the submission! http://t.co/AtLupYE3

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"I'm not sure what I did, but I'm not sorry I did it!" Thanks Esther Kezia Harding for the submission! http://t.co/GxFozboL

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"Fuck off. This is my bush. Get your own."
Thanks to John Kelly for the submission! http://t.co/73vNWNAZ

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"Okay, well...now I feel like a hypocrite."Thanks to Jaap Kooiman for the submission! http://t.co/o2D8H5Gx

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"Oh, like you're so high and mighty that you never passed out naked on the lawn."Thanks to Jessica Perkins fo… http://t.co/kxZsQUAM

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"Man...I kinda wish I was surprised about the horrible stuff I'm apparently capable of doing." http://t.co/QF2i2Mac

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"Yeah, yeah, I'm listening. I'm just...trying really hard not to." http://t.co/va1ryc6u

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"I don't evenwantto do things. Things are stupid!" http://t.co/BS11kStN