HunkyBoyMatt

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m still, I’m still Matt from the open pit mine.

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@mcclusk 100% Bob. And it's going to be an ugly contract with way too much term (like 6 years). But front load it and in 4 or 5 years when he's on LTIR, trade his contract to a team looking to get to the cap floor.

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@BrettFromDJ 120

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@KPapetti Zaitsev

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@corwinmc Duke gets the Cup last but keeps it forever. From 2025 on, the NHL awards players ESSO medals.

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@corwinmc He's got that dog in him. And by dog, I mean Duke the Dog, the 2015 AHL Mascot of the Year.

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@corwinmc I like this. I like this a lot.

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@itsmitchmarney @DownGoesBrown thinking maybe we need a ranking of which wedding guest list / or wedding party would create the best starting lineup. Thoughts?

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@sdpnsports @SIASport Duke the Dog — a GM with bite!

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@NickDeSouza_ GM with bite: 2015 AHL Mascot of the year, Duke the Dog. Coach: Carlton the Bear. Goal Song: Thong Song

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@NickDeSouza_ GM: Pierre McGuire // Coach: Pierre McGuire // Mascot: Duke The Dog

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@GregBalloch Look at Duke the Dog, mascotting the shit out of that play. @kyledubas, call him up. He's such a good boy. He's earned it.

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@jtbourne @do_ramey @RealKyper @Steve_Dangle @SmartInsiderMan Duke (2015 AHL mascot of the year) would wipe the floor with Gritty if @kyledubas ever called him up. Send Carlton packing, give Duke the stage and plan the parade.

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@LeafsNeedGod @KPapetti @WatchMyReview @kyledubas' only unforgivable mistake has been leaving 2015 AHL Mascot of the year, Duke the Dog, in the minors. Carlton just hibernates in the spring when the team, city, and fans need him most. It's unbearable.

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@theowlowlowlowl You start your day by having fish sticks for breakfast? Fucking right.

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@thejustinfisher It's time for Duke the Dog. Carlton was Cliff Fletcher's bear and has been invisible in the playoffs for decades. @kyledubas call your good boy!

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@RayBunchOfNmbrs @lukefoxjukebox Carlton has a lot to answer for, but where is he? Probably hibernating and dodging questions from people like @lukefoxjukebox

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@KPapetti Change the goal song and call up 2015 AHL Mascot of the Year, Duke The Dog. Carlton is clearly not getting it done.

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@davidalter @kyledubas Look at Duke out here killing it in July while Carlton is off hibernating. IT'S TIME TO CALL HIM UP to the @MapleLeafs.

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@LeafsEast At some point, he has to face the music and tell us why 2015 AHL Mascot of the YEAR, Duke The Dog, is still with the Marlies. Carlton The Bear brings ZERO excitement. He's got to go!