The Bastard •Parody•

Humanity? I forced it to kneel in front of me. Then I shoved my cock in its throat. I will just trust myself. Always. Just to say sod off!! | #OldOne +2200 | RP

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

"Elijah taught me that family is power. But do I have their loyalty?!"
~ Klaus Mikaelson

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

Is anyone alive here? Do any of you miss me?!

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

// sighs.

Today is definitely my worst one for a while.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

// please let me know if I owe you replies. You can like this tweet and ill find you.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

@heldfire "Um, hello there."

He was surprised to see an exotic hair woman in his mansion, sitting there and acting like she belonged there and he was just a guest.

"You are very bold. I have not yet decided if it is good or bad thing."

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

@CaptainsDescent He was surprised that it worked. But he did not mind it. Her lips felt soft against his.

"Ahh, see. I am feeling better already."

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

// Right now, I am tired of this. Stop asking for a starters if you will not responses to them. It is like you put your middle finger on my face and rubs it.

Stop ask for starters if you are going to ignore it.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

#NW cloak and dagger.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

@monstroustriad // just say hi and be yourself. You will find out which people like you for yourself.

:)

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

@ThePinkSerpent

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

// please like this tweet if I forgot to reply to you.

Or if you want to start a roleplay with me.

I dont bite. (Thats a lie. I do bite but it wont hurt much...)

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

@ThePinkSerpent Mwah.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

He returned her eyebrow with a raise of his own, copying her.

"Hmm!"

[Tαтιαɴα @OfThyBeauty]

Raising an eyebrow.

"Uh..."

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

Eyeing the doppelganger.

"Hmmm."

[Tαтιαɴα @OfThyBeauty]

What's wrong?

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

// ugh. The boys fandom looks so active. Im so fucking tempted to make a character. Should I?

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

Really, little sister. That is weak even from you.

No, your former boyfriend named Stefan Salvatore will win that event for sure.

[MIKAELSON. PARODY @LegacyBlonde]

Oh, spare me the dramatics, Nik.

Honestly, if brooding were an Olympic sport, you’d have a thousand years’ worth of gold medals by now.

Go on then—out with it.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

Please leave a suggestion on what characters you like me to take for the boys. I will do polls. So you can suggest more than one characters.

Gen V is accepted too. Heck, you could suggest oc. Just leave a reply or send it in dm.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

// ugh. The boys fandom looks so active. Im so fucking tempted to make a character. Should I?

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

@CaptainsDescent He rolled his eyes at the level of her concern. But he kept a smile to show her that he did not trying to be mean.

"If you are still worrying about my injury, I find a prescription that will ensure I recovery fully. I believe it is 10 cc of a lips kissing." He teased her.

[The Bastard •Parody• @HunkyScoundrel]

Hmmm!