Bank: You're Sally?
Sally: Yes.
Bank: And you sell seashells?
Sally: Yes.
Bank: By the seashore?
Sally: Yes.
Bank: Where all the seashells already are.
Sally: Yes.
Bank: ...
Sally: I'm not going to get this business loan, am I?
We live in a strange country where a football team can be voted out of the college football playoff because their QB was injured, but a guy with 91 felony counts can be voted in as president of the United States.
@cararothenbergg @andycompton_ Thank you @cararothenbergg ! You're on the shortlist of reasons why I stay on this ding dang app. And lucky to be your real-life friend!
2021: I’m so glad I’m off the train in open air so I can take off this mask.
2023: Thank god I’m on the train away from smoky air so I can take off this mask.
I can't stop using the phrase "beefing up" lately and I'm concerned (e.g. 'beefing up my resumé' , 'beefing up my website' , 'beefing up my beef eating') - any advice??
The 5 Stages of Grief Automated Voice Message System ~ by Hunter Gardner @hunnagardnah Now tell me: Would you do anything to bring your friend or loved one back? If so, say “BARGAINING”. You can https://t.co/XfBvVLwUat #ai#app