Secured the exclusive vending machine contract for a local 3,000-student high school.
I ripped out the old machines and installed new ones with algorithmic surge pricing.
A $2 sports drink automatically jumps to $9.50 the exact minute the bell rings for gym class to end.
Extorting dehydrated 16-year-olds who don't understand variable pricing is the easiest $4000 a week I've ever made.
I run 12 short-term rentals. My nightly rate is only $49 so I dominate the first page of the algorithm.
But the "Cleaning Fee" is $350, the "Admin Fee" is $150, and the "Resort Fee" is $90.
Then I leave a laminated checklist on the counter threatening a $200 penalty if they don't strip the beds, take out the trash, and run the dishwasher before a 9:30 AM checkout.
I don't even employ a cleaner. I just pay the teenage neighbor $20 to reset the towels.
@AB84 You boycotting a $14 chicken sandwich does absolutely nothing to a privately held empire doing $9 million in revenue per location. They process cars faster than you process thought. Your little protest isn't a boycott, it's a rounding error. Enjoy your cold Wendy's.
Bought a rundown self-storage facility out in the county.
Watched a guy load a unit floor-to-ceiling with his dead parents' antique furniture and family photo albums.
Next month, I changed the terms of service and tripled his rent.
He called crying saying he couldn't afford it.
I locked him out, put the unit up for auction, and had my buddy buy it for $50.
Texted the guy the next day and sold him his own family photos back for three grand.
@j_christo3@t_sadiity Only bread I’m making is off a single mother of three who is racking up interest on her 2007 Altima that I sold her for $9000 at 27% APR for 72 months
@ItsJustMoreSEC@t_sadiity The only trigger I be pulling is on the eviction notice to the single mother of three who was 2 hours late on her rent. Onto the next tenant.
Sold a 2006 Nissan Altima with 180k miles for $9,000 at 24% APR.
Installed a GPS kill switch under the dash. The guy missed his Tuesday payment by four hours.
I disabled the ignition while he was inside his shift at Wendy's, towed it back to my lot, and kept his $1,500 down payment.
Just washed it and put it back on the frontline for $9,500.
I’ve sold this exact same Altima to four different guys this year.
That car is my best-performing employee.
Bought a portfolio of distressed medical debt for pennies on the dollar.
Found a guy who owed $12k for an emergency appendectomy from five years ago.
Instead of harassing him with phone calls, I just waited until the week he closed on a new house and slapped a lien on the property.
He had to pay me the full $12k plus $4k in "legal fees" right there at the closing table or lose his mortgage.
I turned a $40 investment into $16,000 because his appendix burst in 2021.
I love this country.