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ForestGladeResident. 🇨🇦

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Had a dream I had an Allen key set but, I do not.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

I am many things…
But I sure am glad, I’m not an online gambler.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Just realized I can play RuneScape when I get tattoos.

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They gotta be putting nicotine in the fast food mayo cause that ain’t normal mayo.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

When a company uses a bronze coloured zipper >

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Quick 1 hour power outage makes me feel like I’m back in Windsor.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

What if… and hear me out.
Holding down the buttons for screen cap, screen record like it should.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Sometimes I get ads for high end brands and I’m honoured the algorithm thinks I can afford that.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Spending $100 don’t hit like it used too.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

The most useful thing I’ve learned in the last decade is that (Ctrl + Shift + T) opens any tab you’ve recently closed. Even if you closed the browser with multiple tabs.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Tattoos do be hurtin.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

I don’t trust anyone who hates on hotdogs.

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Sometimes I think it would be chill to have one of those plaid punk looking button up vests/plaid shirt that is now a vest.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Everything I know about rock climbing I’ve learned against my will.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

My lips - like a delicate white birch in the fall (peeling)

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

*puts chapstick on multiple times a day*

My lips :

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Nothing like looking at properties you’ll never be able too afford.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

I’ve had a couple different pets throughout my life and it’s always the chillest when they have that “just happy to be include” attitude.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

Kid scraped their leg at the rock climbing gym.

Told em we gotta cut it off now.

Mission success.

[Hᴇɴʀʏ @Huntaing]

My son hasn’t called me in years.
Consider yourself lucky.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Y’all, it’s happening. My son called me about spending Christmas with his girlfriend’s family. He asked if it was okay with me, and I said absolutely not. I’m not okay with it. I think I teared up a little bit. I don’t care about him missing any other holiday, but not this one.