Hunter Horton

🏳️‍🌈 my drama is tolerable

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

Governor Landry to Greenlandic boy: ‘Do you want a picture?’
Greenlandic boy: ‘No.’

—DR

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[SSN-Demonland 😈 @SSN_Demonland]

Love this type of videos. More please @HunterDHorton @ryanpw_

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Louisiana’s homicide rate is 380% higher than California’s.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Republicans when a child gets a free meal

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jennifer Coolidge speaks at Emerson College’s graduation ceremony:

“I’m excited that I’m speaking with some very excited gay students… [and] some less exciting hetero students.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Yolanda Saldívar, the woman responsible for Selena’s death, has been denied parole by the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles.

[Hunter Horton @HunterDHorton]

This is the only correct answer

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[Jimmy Watson @JimmyWatson6]

Basketball referee seeks charges against woman who confronted him at Red River contest https://t.co/y2XJelBQYS via ⁦@shreveporttimes⁩ ⁦@LHSAA⁩ ⁦@RRHSBulldogs⁩

[Fran Fraschilla @franfraschilla]

One last thought on Officiating. Why would anybody do this job at any level? Go to a Little League game, AAU tournament or a high school game and parents & fans are complete idiots. (Yeah, you👀)

[ana @theanarice]

i can’t do constant breaking news for the next four years —

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

i'm sorry but kim being slapped so hard that her makeup flew on the wall will forever take me OUT😭😭😭

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Pretending I'm asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

Wendy Williams used to get on daytime television and say “clap if you have ever wanted to kill someone” and the audience would burst into applause.