Mr. Howland

Son of Scotland

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Guys I’m still in line for voting, should I stay?

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@FortniteGame Try unplugging it and plugging it back in.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Often Politicians tell us lies we want to hear rather than truths we need to know — leaving one to ask whether they should be followers of our desires or leaders of our needs.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

A wise man once said nothing at all

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@MayorElbertJr But no one will vote for you, for sure.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

Follow the white rabbit.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@firx71 👋

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

Out on bail, fresh outta jail, California dreamin’

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@RobMurphrad #ThingsOldPeopleSay

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@dadmanbroguy Is it cold there? Also miss you. Also love you.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

Friday nights are only successful if you get the Sunday scaries on Saturday.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@dadmanbroguy Hi dadmanbroguy, Bali life was great.. living the Sydney life for a little while

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@Taparue Once said to me “I refuse to apologize for my actions”.. Live by that.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@breezybayyybeee @juicyyjoe I too, am patiently waiting for an update Joseph.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

@juicyyjoe Don't worry, it just gets worse.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Okay yeah but you hate so many different groups of people so what’s the deal lol https://t.co/sfWYXH1wzJ

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

All I want is loyalty.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

Never wear your heart on your sleeve, it doesn't go with the suit.

[Mr. Howland @HunterHowland]

If Bill Murray's "Stripes" isn't in your top 10 favorite movies, then fuck you.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

If I give 10 apples to one person and no apples to nine people, the average person has one apple.

Why are nine people mad at me? https://t.co/ezQWsReU6i