Hunter Hurst Helmsley

Vianney High ‘92/UMSL drop out (communications major)/Amateur bodybuilder/Mild Schizophrenic/Natural Build/St Simons Hater/

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

If Cory Sandhagen -140 decision does not cash tomorrow I might have to jump off one these Nashville Rooftop Bars.

Humbly,
HHH

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

I think the over/under of IDs that are going to be taken from me in Nashville is set at a comfortable 2.5

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Guys why is my long distance ASU girlfriend out hiking this late? Should I be concerned?

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Does Rory breaking his dry streak mean I will break mine? Or will she still have this weird grey arrow feature when I try to Snapchat her? (Does anyone know what that means)

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Ya no thanks bee festival I don’t want to pay 8 dollars for a fried Oreo.

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Just put in a lip at king library. What has my life become.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Hey “China” looks like these tariffs are paying off. Your move communist.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Like do they think I can afford 3 dollar Natty drafts?

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Brick street needs a Gentleman’s night where we get in free and deals for us.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

@grabageeb @CameronBhai Live tweeting for here right now pull up.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

No actually save cook field do not build a stadium! We need a brick satellite location instead.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Rory I will be able to pay rent if you pull this off. Please.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Red have this.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Can my formal date put my burner on my cooler or is that a #dox?

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Let’s just build three stadiums on cook feild

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

My chipotle online order just gave me eight peices of chicken. Thanks guys!!!

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Give me Volk.

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Why does Celsius have such a hold on this place?

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

Or more like my parents credit card

[Hunter Hurst Helmsley @HunterHurts74]

I would pay 100 dollars a month for Grammarly premium.