Hunter Klement

Where the ideal is lacking, God’s grace abounds

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And I would [run] 500 miles 🎶

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Sitting in the express lane driving just as slow as those in the peasant lanes, but I’m not mad cuz not everyone gets the privilege of paying extra for first-class traffic. Luxurious

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@botandy @jklement91

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Looks like I’m going to be @jklement91’s unborn child’s godfather. I better start preparing some prenatal Bible studies

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@Lindsey_Wimmer “Curse of the Weggy Board” is equally hilarious

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@jklement91 Vampire Diaries. We’ve been through this

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I’m fairly certain scribing my thoughts into my twitter drafts for tipsy me to tweet at a future date isn’t a great strategy, but it’s one I’ve practiced for a long time.

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I will look back and see that You are faithful. I look ahead believing You are able

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When drunk, emotions can be exaggerated, but when sober, emotions can be repressed, so I guess tipsy is the goal for honest conversation and reflection?

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This 5 minute clip I saw on twitter 4.5 years ago is what piqued my interest in the teachings of @MattChandler74, began the process of my salvation, and contains a message important for young singles, particularly women https://t.co/ZMgogjzhaZ

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Only Jesus has the power to heal us fully and completely. #HeavenOnEarthTVC https://t.co/qJkDgwem9h

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The best obedience of my hands
Dares not appear before Thy throne;
But faith can answer Thy demands
By pleading what my Lord has done.

No more, my God, I boast no more

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Mile 8 of a half marathon will have you thinking “I would’ve ditched that stroller and everyone in it a long time ago.”

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Automatic soap dispensers are useful cuz otherwise we'd have to wash our hands after getting soap. Oh wait...

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Heal my heart and make it clean
Open up my eyes to the things unseen
Show me how to love like You have loved me
Break my heart for what breaks Yours
Everything I am for Your Kingdom's cause
As I walk from earth into eternity

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Water vapor is a product of combustion, so there was plenty of water in the air for Frozone to put out the fire at the beginning of The Incredibles https://t.co/tF4AZxBPos

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Tell me something I don't know....

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Diluting bourbon with water makes it less bourbon. Subourbon, if you will.

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I feel like I’ll be able to control my teenagers’ behavior pretty well by teaching them the effects of the nucleus accumbens and the under developed prefrontal cortex of the adolescent brain on decision making skills. That resonates with teens right?

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@jklement91 Can’t*

[Jeremy Treat @JeremyTreat5]

“Nothing has contributed to the progress of the superstition of the Christians as their charity to strangers… the impious Galileans provide not only for their own poor, but for ours as well.”

Julian — 4th century Roman Emperor