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Utter nonsense just wanna have fun

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secret service agents blasted a grey squirrel with their Uzis. Squirrel gasped just looking for nuts. DHS spokesman declared damn terrorist

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Lizard tail peeked out of Michele's new dress. That's why behind so big

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Lizard tail caugh

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Selfie found of Obama flicking flies off ceiling with his lizard tongue.

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World rotation wobble major cause of climate change. Fat AGore asked to move to Thailand to balance everything out.

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Obama to reduce budget deficit by taxing welfare payments and benefits. "Some peeps making more than workers. Family of four netting $120k."

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@marchmercanti I don't remember.

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@DieOranje_Skaap Its all lies my brain is just wired better than anyone elses.

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@DaDaDadio No sense in cursing, you #@$%%%.

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@Benjabola Boo I am.

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AGore around his personal firepit, Kilauea, hoping the storms give him some credibility with global(warming/freezing/changing) pick one.

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When Hollywood promotes interracial, and gay relationships do you cheer the enlightenment or say Ehwwww in disgust?

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The Big(fat)O announces free car giveaway to anyone watching her network NOT. Oh well, yet another failure.

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8 people shot, 4 killed in Buffalo at restaurant. Welfare recipients burn newspaper and protest because of revelation victims gang related.

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NKorea could be our best ally by kidnapping Carter then Clinton, Obama, Reid, Pelosi, Schumer, Rangel etc. instead of our citizens.

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Is it true? UTube video of President Calderon in Tijuana dancing with a donkey. I can believe that's his butt in a thong but not the DD's.

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Calderon caught sneaking out backdoor of White House. Exclaimed, "Mexico's a mess, flippin' burgers has better benefits than president"

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Headline News. Found Mexico President Calderon plane's luggage hold crammed with smuggled illegals. Effect of frijoles triggered alarm.

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Pres Calderon moves into White House. Mariachi music and frijoles fill the halls. Work begins on updating Presidential car into easy rider.

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Secret Obama memo reveals his reelection plan. Make everyone broke and start selling us to the countries enemies. Slavery for all.