Ally Ingram

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

People with no car/don’t drive don’t realize how exhausting it is to link with them sometimes. Like AT THIS AGE, having to pick up, drop off, meet someone at their house, stop at the store rq every time and being the only driver is too much

[Cinnamon Roll Sarah @Sarahs1013]

@alittleleader 🐕‍🦺: Ma’am, do not panic. I was trained for situations like you.

[Matthew Coast @MatthewCoast]

Is this true?

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

And dudes like this will be like, "I have no idea why my wife left me out of nowhere, women ain't loyal anymore."

[Allissa @agraciekc]

Pro-lifers

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Americans: I use miles and pounds

Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms

Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

[Ally Ingram @Hunter_Jumper29]

I fucking hate Leo’s, go get attention from someone else and fuck off

[We Will Be Free @uprootedmutt]

@Mac_D_Dad @neon_heartbeat I need an entire reddit thread on this. Just stories about former Sonar Technicians and the terrifying shit they have heard.

[rach @rspagz]

i don't know where i thought the wreck of the titanic was but it definitely was not there

[Dawn Kelly @run4pancakes]

@the_tweedy I might just start using “Oh my cabbage!” as a general exclamation so thanks for that 😂

ADHD is hard, man.

[Allissa @agraciekc]

My greatest accomplishment in life is teaching my husband about carseat safety

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

My son is 15

I never bought him a pride onesie when he was a baby.

I never read him a book that had two moms as part of the storyline.

When he was little stores and businesses didn’t have LGBTQ+ displays and we didn’t celebrate pride month.

He was raised Catholic, and went to church.

Guess what? He is gay.

The rainbow won’t make your kids gay. They are born that way. A display in a store won’t make your kid trans, they are born that way.

If you don’t love and accept them for who they are, YOU are a shitty parent.

They haven’t failed, you have.

[Michael Berger @mike_bergerking]

@Yogalnstructor My gf and I do this but instead it’s just a viscous loop of me sending her money and her refusing it and sending it back