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I evilly cackle quite a bit for someone who is neither a Disney villain or mad scientist.

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Not giving people punishment that they clearly deserve will get some of them killed. When you realize you don’t live in a just society, what is the recourse but violence by your own hand?

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@edzitron When I plot out how old I’m getting. 😂

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Every part-time job I ever had I got by claiming fully open availability even on holidays, then a week or 2 after being hired adjusted my availability down to what I actually want, & booked off a full two weeks around Christmas. Just lie to "managers", they aren't real people.

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I will sometimes take 30 minutes out of the day to log into all my accounts. I’ve got like 20 of them. Gotta make sure I don’t lose access.

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I did enjoy the thought of making everyone around me at Walmart paranoid.

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I was accused of being a conspiracy theorist for taking pictures of digital price tags.

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I know I’m about to get sick when my shin bones start hurting.

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Shrooms was just a Lisa Frank world. Even the snakes slithering along the patterns of the carpet were Lisa Frank style.

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@TanaGaneva And there were the ideas of overpopulation.

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I’ve started seeing a lot more people as rabid animals we cannot reason with.

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A lot of my plans for dealing with billionaires is just leaving them on an island with their own kind. Like we’d send them everything they need, but they can’t spread their rabidness to the rest of us.

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A 32 hour work week should be the maximum.

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This doesn’t include sick time.

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We should be having six weeks of vacation minimum in the richest country in the world.

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Got hit with a memory of watching Flight of Dragons (1982).

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I never used to read reviews, but now I’m looking to see if shits been written by AI.

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I couldn’t remember the word Hassidic, so I showed great restraint by not saying old timey Jews at work.

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Not only should America have free healthcare, we should have free, unlimited plastic surgery.

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@RadishHarmers I am waiting for influencers to come out saying you have to defeat E. coli and salmonella with your immune system.

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LOL, posting a criticism of capitalism makes Elon’s Twitter question if your bot.

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My approach to trying to change my very MAGA mom’s mind is pointing out all the ways corporations are screwing us over. Both Republicans and Democrats have allowed this to happen. Just need to work on the next part, whatever that is.