harley.

mom. wife. lover of books, broadway, & bread. what would Lisa Simpson do?

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Loving yourself is punk rock 🤘🏽

[harley. @Hurgle_]

My Keurig stopped working this morning before I got coffee made but I did get to see a beautiful sun rise on the back from drop off so I am okay

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Okay but CC & ToG being read by the same lady is crazy bc what do you mean this isn’t Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathynius???

[harley. @Hurgle_]

The thing about Denis Leary voicing Diego in Ice Age is that he actually looks like Diego? Like the human version. Very cool.

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Okay sorry not sorry but you could never make me hate Chaol!!!

[harley. @Hurgle_]

“It was my signal to run to her…” Dracula, the romantic.

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Lysandra!!! You bad bitch!! 👏🏼👏🏼

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Jane Doe’s real name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Her name is my name too.

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

$227 million stripped from Texas schools to fund Greg Abbott's corrupt voucher scam. $68 million from Houston ISD alone. Our kids suffer while Abbott's donors get rich.

When I'm Governor, I will end the voucher scam and save our neighborhood schools.

[Dumas @DumasWrites]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism.
Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.

[harley. @Hurgle_]

& with that, let’s all vote for Talarico! 👍🏼

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Texas Republicans blaming Democrats for Texas’ problems after being in power for over 30 years is crazy work 😭

[harley. @Hurgle_]

@ambercarny @MrsKylie01 Omg!! That is outrageous

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Omg gas being 3.79 is crazy???

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Oh yeah so the other night my 4year old chose “Coneheads” for our movie night & I hadn’t seen it in years, so I couldn’t remember how funny it actually was

[harley. @Hurgle_]

I wanted to read the sequel to a book, & it just became available on libby, but it’s been so long since I finished the first book that I now have to reread it

[harley. @Hurgle_]

I always tell Carmine, “you’re my best boy” & he always replies with, “& you’re my best mama” & then my heart feels so full it could burst

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Carmine is so funny bc now that’s he’s 4 & a half, he’s always like, “yeah I did that when I was a baby” or whatever & it cracks me up

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Why are all the family pajamas so boring??? Patterns are always the same…

[harley. @Hurgle_]

“I like watching hamster solves mazes”

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Happy Birthday, Dad.

I don’t know what awaits us when we leave this earth, but I hope it’s beautiful.

I love you.

[harley. @Hurgle_]

Here’s why I don’t choose Regal as my go to theatre - Coke Icee’s.

If you’re gonna have Pepsi products, fine! Make a Pepsi icee!