Hurlyburly

One time I did a thing.

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool

That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it.

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

Worried that when my life flashes before my eyes it'll just be a bunch of English people saying "Is that it then?" referring to the summer

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

I don't like Haikus

Seriously I hate them

I never Haiku

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

@MilahRomanov @TheFinnyFox One day

[Anuj @anujcodes_21]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week.

Bookmark it for later!

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

@MilahRomanov 🤤

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Incredible Egyptian goal is disallowed because of a foul far away, then same situation a few minutes later and goal for Argentina not disallowed! No VAR, nothing? FIFA again looks like a corrupt joke, playing favorites for stars.

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

@KOQueenGia Perfection

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

@Skeelo_iWish Hello hello hello, hurray hurray hurray 👏👏

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

@LupeFiasco please go onto Instagram and give my story some love! I'm flying across the pond for the second time just to see you! Cause you the 🐐! Happy Birthday 🎂

https://t.co/t66sEhtD1v

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

$TSLA

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

That guy just said "proposal" a fair few times.

I lost count after gouging out my inner abacus.

$TSLA

[Jimmy @M44_1RJ]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Congrats in advance to Elon @elonmusk on getting his 1 TRILLION pay package approved by a whopping 69.42% of the total votes !

$TSLA

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Watch this.
And remember to live your life for YOURSELF.

[TheSonOfWalkley @TheSonOfWalkley]

BREAKING: $TSLA RECORDED ONLY 1 CRASH PER 6.36 MILLION MILES DRIVEN IN Q3 👀

Safest car on Earth !

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

And that is why you don't hold going into earnings... $TSLA

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

So many of the people who wanted a ceasefire in Gaza are so upset there's now a ceasefire in Gaza it almost makes you wonder if they had a different agenda this entire time...

[Hurlyburly @Hurly_Burly]

$TSLA is it like one of the ten commandments that Tesla has to absolutely torpedo on a Tuesday?

Seriously if it wasn't so obvious it would be at least 97% even more infuriating.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

WHITEHOUSE: “Jeffrey Epstein showed people photos of President Trump with half-naked young women”

BONDI: “You sit here and … slander President Trump left and right, when you're the one who was taking money from one of Epstein's closest confidants”