MAGICAL69

The Original International man of mystery.

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News, current events, snarky commentary, geopolitical jokes, all views expressed are mostly satire/jokes

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

"You're raising the critical question of our time right now. And the question is, who governs the United States?"

- Colonel Douglas MacGregor

[conspiracybot @conspiracyb0t]

Hugh Hefner was CIA and the Epstein of the 1970s until his death.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

TUCKER: "If Palestinians can trace their lineage there for thousands of years, how do Jews from Europe have a stronger claim?"

HUCKABEE: "Because they’re Jewish."

TUCKER: "But how do we know that Bibi's ancestors ever lived here?"

[MAGICAL69 @HurmMatthew]

@_xiooix @elonmusk @pmarca

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As someone who’s spent a significant amount of time out of my head, I got better.

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Thanks, I mildly hate it.

https://t.co/Bs4AYEytYI

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Thanks, I hate it:

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Thanks, I hate it:

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VAVOOOM

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

Allow me to counterbalance alphabet rainbow people's June efforts with ONE post, you're welcome fellas �

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@MantidsRCute In black vernacular bitch, is short for ‘my bitch,’ or colloquial for the right hand woman. See; Gun Moll.

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My female friends are so fucking pretty.

:-(

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@MantidsRCute What you wanted unconditional love?

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@LandraceBureau @y__lucca One of the strains accused of being smart-weed.

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MARRY ME BITCH

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FA FA FA FRENDZONED

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I wish you were MY girlfriend…

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@Amer1can_Barbie Hubba hubba

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If it so pleases the crown I’d like to be able to kill some ground squirrels in California:

[maro @ProofofMaro]

Needing nothing attracts everything btw

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

We. Are. So. Back. 😍