Hurphy.

Hike to financial freedom!

[Sam @gluestick_14]

This is how me and my 40 y/o male coworker communicate

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ebu young chaps mki ingia into some money mjibuyie nice things msikue impressed na mediocrity

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

When your Hommies get rich before you do, cut them off until you catch up.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Siamini sahii ni mimi naendea wasichana pale hostels. Kuna kijana analia nimeenda na manzi yake, brother relax pia wangu alichukuliwa Na Tx Ya black KCT 245R at 5:45pm on 24/08/2021.

[Naj'🥭 @Ch0ng_]

It will also get you close to people with real status.. they love that shit

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

We're so back

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

[. @Fimiye]

ignoring the social hierarchy and treating everyone equally will make people hate your guts

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Kenya counterfeit authority wakifika kwa fake friends wataanza na mimi 😭

[Yungin @kamnjorooo]

‘Mr dj mr dj swing swing muziki ni bomba talanta si dumba’ locals mamae

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Seeing the booty jiggling while pounding is therapeutic btw..

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Scout akishindwa kuraise flag time ya parade nilikuwa nafurahia sana. I have been hater all my life

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

No money- Nairobi

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KBC has secured free-to-air broadcast rights for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

a social media app where you have to upload a degree to join >>>

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔 @wyadesire]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

Naskia kuna watu emails zinawafind well. Must be tuff.

God-fearing dudes ndo tunamaliza chest and back halafu tukaswim.