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@honestpollster >>Crap that can be done without effort.<<
In other words - they're a bunch of lazy bastards who don't want to do real work.
Kind of how they tend to depict certain groups of hardworking Americans in their political ads...
Deflection.
This is a very important point.
Some retard thought a vile online shill army would be a viable midterm strategy and probably raised millions for it.
But Gen Z is a truffle pig for inauthenticity and it was basically spotted immediately.
Now all of X is ridiculing it.
Please bro don't punish the Republicans by not voting, bro. They're gonna do things this time, bro. we need you, bro, this is the most important election of our lifetime, to save America, bro. They're saying we'll be communist if you don't vote bro. Don't you want 5k, bro.
@MJTruthUltra You might be alive, but you're in an inflatable raft in the middle of the Pacific...and the sharks are circling it.
But of course....tell yourself whatever you need to feel relevant.
Air eventually leaves any inflatable.
Dear Congressional Republicans,
I will be going on November recess beginning November 2nd and not returning until November 9th.
I apologize if there is a vote needed during that time.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
- Your former voter