Fritz Smith

Hurricane, Utah’s infamous rat lorekeeper.

(A parody/RP account of Frickbear’s Fritz Smith created with the sole purpose of getting this game out of my head)

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

…I forgot why I’m here.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@HudsonFosterFF This is why you have to take care of your hair, Hudson, to prevent stuff like this happening in the first place.

But you needn’t worry, I’ll pick out all the lice for you completely free of charge.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

Um? A new location in New Jersey?

I’ll be right over!

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@ThatPuppetKid That’s just the way things are.

People come and they go, but they tend to never stay idle for long, regardless of how much fun they’re having.

I too have found myself wandering outside of the pizzeria.

Not because I’m tired of it, not at all!

It’s just nice to move for a bit.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@thebnuyy I understand completely, I only ask that you return it earlier.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

Found my phone

It was in the walls

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

There was something bothering about that place, but I just couldn’t seem to pinpoint what exactly was off…

That said, good times were had by all.

[Some Sorta SpookyRick @bobberbobman]

AND FINALLY

#30 - My Big Gay Frickbear's mass attack, for too many people to tag here. Thank you to everyone who attacked me this year!! I got a LOT so apologies if I haven't commented on yours yet but I very much appreciate each and every single one of them :D Thank you all!!

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@HudsonFosterFF Considering they need to carry around those bulking suits all day, it makes sense that some Endos would be more built compared to others.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

To all those that remain, I would like to apologize for any inherent lack of communication.

We’ve been trying to spearhead and improve on the pizzeria to prepare for endless nights of fun, but we unfortunately lost the office to the entity in the walls.

[The Missing Children @CassidyFrick3]

I think it’s time to announce what I’ve been excited to share for the past 2 months. It is with great honor and pleasure that I am ready to announce:

Five Nights at Frickbear’s 3: The Missing Children [Nightguard Mod Pack] (WIP)
#FiveNightsAtFrickbears3 #Frickbears3 #FNAF

[Indigo 🍏 lui fan @Indigo_Orchids9]

friendly fire for @bobberbobman !!

im gonna make more of these bro
#fivenightsatfrickbears3

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@HudsonFosterFF @bobberbobman Heheh… yeah, I know the feeling.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@HudsonFosterFF @bobberbobman Hudson, my good ol’ pal! How has it been since your last shift?

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@The_G_Zone There needed to be a reminder, I simply took initiative.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

heheheh… bear…

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@phisnom @bobberbobman I can buy you a drink for 20 bucks, my good slime.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

While we’re having the walls cleaned, the wirings fixed, and removing any demons that may contain to reside inside of them, I noticed my coworkers hanging flags around the pizzeria for the beginning of this new month.

Have a prideful month all you rainbow children!

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@frickinewspaper Should be, just don’t do anything to irritate it while the wiring is being messed with, and don’t panic when the tendrils close around you.

Just let me know when you want to switch and we’ll pass off.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

Animatronics and spirits! Children and adults! Ladies and gentlemen! Corpses and the living!

It’s finally time to start the rewriting process of the building!

Today I’ll be remodeling the office since it needs to be updated anyways.

And a 1…!

And a 2…!

And a—

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@frickinewspaper You think just grabbing it and pushing off to the side will work? Because if so, I’m going to need you to stick your hand in there while I fend it off.

[Fritz Smith @HurricaneRatMan]

@frickinewspaper If we can rip it out of the walls, maybe, but it seems like something is keeping it inside…