ur dad

im a whore for three men: shang tsung, pennywise, and darth maul.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

there’s a direct line between this performance and tom and zendaya’s marriage

[ᅠ @artindetails]

found the perfect spot

[愛国心🌸🌸 @otakara18]

一瞬ミイラかと思ったら...猫だったｗ

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

Hey sorry my pitbull puppygirl gf mauled your age regressor gf, she's not normally like that

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

let me not forget my dead children labubus

[𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒆 ⚠ @Rythayze]

being able to draw has it's perks

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

the tap water's wonky, the bread has glass in it, the produce has parasites, the eggs have salmonella, the meat just generally tastes weird sometimes, and on top of that it's all super expensive anyways.

[⚧︎ (㇏^.ˬˬ.^ノ) @maionesaluiza]

Quando eu usava lentes vermelhas parecia que eu tava tomando dano durante o rolê todo

[Lukas @lukastheremix]

New younger gay intern started making the same mistakes I make because I trained them

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The coworker:

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

He took off his pants but not his socks 😭

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[1010 @wetsentence]

he just Lets me hold On to his pouch for emotional Support looool

[jack da proot (I don't make toast) @JWhite88915]

Cat is returning to his alien planet

[emily @memilies]

knowing that she's a lesbian and he turned out to be a incredible little goblin man gives these movies an unbelievable aura in hindsight

[Phisheyy @phisheyy]

she must be an orca the way she rams me so hard i explode

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

reading the unabomber manifesto in a jamaican accent

[RIOT! @PuppyGirlRiot]

Omw home sitting at a red light and the car next to me has a 20 year old white boy in it singing teenage dirtbag as loud as possible while sobbing

[c @mspiggyicon]

her and raven symone have a crazy level of puss before they butched out

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day