Hurrsun

Formerly: Henry Kissinger’s 101st Birthday Planner | Currently: searching for my next opportunity

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

@ryxcommar This is why they have a 10,000 person company. Document verification is the business of empires

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

The best thing you will see online today 😭😂🤣

#PSGARS

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

I don’t get why this is the conclusion we are drawing and not “people who aren’t already world class athletes don’t become them after doing a bit of HGH”

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES..

Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics.
They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money.

After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard:
- 1 world record (not recognized by anyone)
- Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg)
- olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs
- the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s

the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport.

instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago.

the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are.

You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Starts a business??

What about the business of selling CRACK to DISADVANTAGED teens??

[e-bride-za @thefemiurge]

student loan forgiveness for pell grant recipients who start a business with 3 or more employees that operates for at least 5 years in a disadvantaged neighborhood

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

I love the idea of trying to make people feel better by “having a guy pretend to drive while using his phone”

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

People were scared to use Chengdu metro line 13 because it's driverless.

Metro's solution is to put a guy who sit in front to pretend he is the driver.

There's no controls and he is not allowed to play w mobile phone. His job is just be there to make people comfortable 😭

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

@mature_palate nuh uh…

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Sometimes I wonder if I should have told my dad I am bi before he died

but imagine you’re about to die and your 22 year old goes “wait, im bi,” like why are you making my big day all about you??

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Type shit

[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

The US Attorney's Office for DC has a historical conviction rate at trial of around 65%.

Yet the J6 cases were 100%.

If you don't see the flaw in that juxtaposition -- then you're a brain dead liberal masquerading as a journalist.

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Turkish hairline reveal incoming

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Im pro this city though, don’t get me wrong

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

SF is a city with bad cocaine and worse people to do it with

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

When Spirit becomes ghosts 💔

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Every Coachella outfit this year came from one of two schools:

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Welcome to TV ad where all our teeth are white and all our couples are interracial

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

accidentally ripped out my chest hair with my gold watch—Greek-American cultural appropriation

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

The implication here that the Kardashian lifestyle is civilized and cultured…

[PHOENIX 30BG @30bgphoenixx]

This is why Travis Scott fumbled his relationship with Kylie Jenner — you can’t keep acting uncivilized and uncultured. He just didn’t fit into the Kardashian lifestyle.

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Conceeding that I never should have come to the party but only years later and then still going to the next one

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Me: fuck im close, where do you want me to finish

My TSA baddie: TAKE THE LIQUIDS OUT, GUYS

[Hurrsun @Hurrsun]

Me when I am a consultant

[Libriscent @libriscent]

ADHDer's dream job:

Being a Professional Idea Generator.
Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.