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Zaboo

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Ents are the land equivalent of a whale

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Couldn't wait to relax this weekend. World just gave me a stray kitten so I guess I'll just go fuck myself. Stressing out me and my cat, want to die

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I don't think I've had a eureka moment, but I have had a urethra moment

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@joejonas needs to be sent back to camp rock asap

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If Alzheimer's is a disease that kinda eats away at the brain, what if we just made the brain less yummy

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Fantasy world drama but they have Boston and New York accents instead of British ones

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I may not have peace in any aspect of my life but I will always have kiss me thru the phone by Soulja Boy and Sammie

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Moulin rouge ai version with trump, Obama, Biden

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When you're used to the radio edit and listen to the original song and they say the n word instead of player 😟😦🫢🫡

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Why give corporations money when there are so many things you can steal for free

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Me: *peacefully watching drama edits on YouTube shorts

YouTube shorts: oh you wanted to see a hamster give birth then right?

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Woah, makes you think

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I don't think I know English

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How I feel when I'm cross faded and my strap slips down #portraitofmadamx

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Some songs just turn you into a slut and there's nothing you can do about it

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Me itching my armpit: I'm in my ooo eee ooo ah ah era

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Was playing with my cat and doing a little dance with my fingers, but I forgot I was playing with my cat and he pounced and shocked the living day lifts outta me

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All I do at work is drink coffee and poo

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Picking American from the language drop down on Wikipedia

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Me: *singing*

My cat's ears: ✈️