Lunatice Fringe

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Raise your hand if you beat your man then get him arrested

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There’s the guy that tricked me into cheating on you this weekend

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When you leave her cuz you’re running for council and elders tell you to go back to your wife for two years.

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Walmart security as soon as i walk in the store

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When you introduce a single mom to your family

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If anyone says happy Canada Day to me

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When your mom buys you a belt.

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It’s been 6 months and no turkey!!! I don’t deserve it!!! I know u got my last two requests I wrote ki on them perfect

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When people contradict my spirit and I leave.

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When you ignored her for 5 days and she didn’t notice

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When an old timer tells me to smarten up in front of the new guy.

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This is where the laws are written.

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These are where the laws are written.

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When you shout the answer so proudly and you were wrong.

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When you help look for the money you stole.

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When she left her family but you’re married and running for council and need to show honesty and reconciliation.

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What dating in recovery feels like.

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Looking back one last time before she closes the door

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When you’re on a charter and hear them say
let’s jump him when we get to the Rez