Can I just elect to not have my money wasted?
I can put that $$ into a retirement plan now and fund my own elder years. Instead of watching administration after administration just piss it away
Las Vegas - Hotel/Casino Security & EMT’s on the LV Strip responding to a hotel room - caller reporting he’s been “awake and doing coke for 3 days” and now “doesn’t feel good” - requesting EMT’s to check his blood pressure
Seth Lugo just took a 106.6 mph liner from Brandon Nimmo off his head. Lugo got up quick, but had a sizeable lump on his forehead. He's coming out of the game.
Nimmo sprinted to the mound to check on Lugo afterwards. The two were teammates on the Mets from 2016-22.
Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.
A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.
A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.
Last night, @POTUS invited the hardworking men who renovated the Reflecting Pool to the Oval Office ❤️
Every man received a signed hat and a presidential challenge coin!
The fact that this was leaked by a fellow teammate and likely a fellow specialist isn’t cool… but this is objectively a hilarious slap stick level comedy moment