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[MeshugaMTG @MeshugaMTG]

@RyanFieldABC @ABC7NY A celeb casually walking by a fentanyl addict on his way to a $100,000 court side ticket is SO 2026

[Bobby Stanley Jr. @PropHolliday]

Can I just elect to not have my money wasted?

I can put that $$ into a retirement plan now and fund my own elder years. Instead of watching administration after administration just piss it away

[Sin City Alerts @SinCityAlerts]

Las Vegas - Hotel/Casino Security & EMT’s on the LV Strip responding to a hotel room - caller reporting he’s been “awake and doing coke for 3 days” and now “doesn’t feel good” - requesting EMT’s to check his blood pressure

[jone 4️⃣3️⃣ @DirtyAirRacing_]

SVG San Diego paint scheme

[kennedi landry @kennlandry]

Seth Lugo just took a 106.6 mph liner from Brandon Nimmo off his head. Lugo got up quick, but had a sizeable lump on his forehead. He's coming out of the game.

Nimmo sprinted to the mound to check on Lugo afterwards. The two were teammates on the Mets from 2016-22.

[Tommy Callahan @yalltitanup]

No agendas

No hot takes

No fluff

Just a guy who knew ball & broke it down without the bullshit.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Libs watching Europeans post about how great America is

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Spurs fans heading to The Garden tonight

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.

A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

The octagon is in place 👀
#UFCFreedom250

[Margo Martin @MargoMartin47]

Last night, @POTUS invited the hardworking men who renovated the Reflecting Pool to the Oval Office ❤️

Every man received a signed hat and a presidential challenge coin!

[Faber @dfaber84]

Europeans after discovering Waffle House, BBQ, Military Flyovers and Pickup Trucks.

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

Hmm, looks like climate change to me, mate.

[Master Gassers @MasterGassers]

CBell getting ready for Pocono

[IsaacPunts @IsaacPunts]

The fact that this was leaked by a fellow teammate and likely a fellow specialist isn’t cool… but this is objectively a hilarious slap stick level comedy moment

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The World Cup tourists have discovered Buc’ees

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Dear Apple-

Thanks for the phone. I’ll take it from here. Mind your business, nerds.