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Critic

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. I will not apologise to you just because I want peace to reign when you are the one who wronged me. I’d rather lose the relationship. If you cannot hold yourself accountable, you are not the person for me.

2. I do not tolerate disrespect. Not even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.

3. If you have a problem with cooking for your partner, I’m not the person for you.

4. You don’t ever have to worry about cooking because it’s one of the things I genuinely enjoy doing. However, this doesn’t negate what I said in number three.

5. Unless you are deep into fitness like me and are posting your gains, you cannot be posting your bum on social media. I’m not a “mature” boyfriend.

6. My obligation is to treat you right and love you softly, genuinely, and intentionally. But if you cannot reciprocate that energy, I’ll leave you.

7. You cannot have a male bestie under my regime.

8. Dates are important to me. I will initiate, plan, and pay for most of them, but you must also initiate, plan, and pay for some dates. I’m a baby boy too.

9. If I tell you that something you did hurt me, don’t tell me it’s not that deep. I will not let you gaslight or manipulate me into questioning my feelings. Don’t dismiss my feelings, ever.

10. Cheating is a deal-breaker. I will not forgive you for it.

11. Access to phones is important to me. This doesn’t mean I’m interested in going through your phone, but if you suddenly start guarding it around me, I’ll assume you’re hiding something.

12. I don’t want to hear about what your ex did for you. If you keep bringing him or your exes up unnecessarily, I will leave you.

13. I like sex, and I’m considerate. I also understand that I don’t own your body. However, if my sexual needs are consistently neglected, I’ll leave you.

14. Even when you are angry, talk to me softly. We can disagree without being cruel to each other. Don’t raise your voice at me, talk to me like a decent adult.

15. If you need a break from the relationship, please don’t come back.

16. Don’t use a breakup as a threat, a weapon, or a joke whenever we have a minor misunderstanding. If you tell me you want to end the relationship, I will respect your decision, and there will be no coming back from it.

[Eleven @Elevennotten]

“It is okay for us to embarrass ourselves a little in pursuit of human connection.”

Lol, I understood every bit of this sentence today.

[flora💋😫 @floratwt]

Why does my body suddenly start shaking when l argue with people? Am I a scaredy-cat or something???

[. @HustleBae4]

@jayfund11 Dear future self, have you completed your masters research? Are you set to graduate in Jan? Have you started a family? Have you done the renovations you wanted to do at home? If you have not accomplished them all, that’s okay. Don’t beat yourself up. You can still realign goals.

[Nile Specialist🇺🇬 @Nabimara_Paul]

Runyankole proverbs 😂🤝 I will go first …
“Empaka Zenza nokujuura” 😂

[yaw @my_berko]

Here you go kind ma’am
I’m sure there’s more to add 😁

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

I have a friend who is very nonchalant with girls after sleeping with them. Good vibes and sweet talk before. Total silence after.

He visited me a few days ago and met a girl in my area. Two days later she was already at his place and he slept with her.

As usual, he went silent for 3 days straight.

Surprisingly, she never texted either.

He got confused and reached out first.

"Hey, are you good? Haven't heard from you since the last time."

She said everything was cool.

He then went straight to it. Told her he was sorry about what happened, that he did not want a relationship and that was why he had gone quiet.

She replied:

"Oh that? Don't worry. That happened because I was ovulating. So it's nothing."

My guy has been crashing out since then. He said no girl has ever made him feel so useless and used in his life.

Now he says he must do everything to date her.

Above all, love God.

[•NØNI• @Revnickk]

Dear 30 year olds,

Its a long weekend so, please find attached.

[. @HustleBae4]

@NellyKapo That’s where the summary of his address is written

[BUKOLA @WithBukky]

I know a lot of students struggle with citations and references.

Let me teach you.

REFERENCING 101👇🏽👇🏽🧵

[. @HustleBae4]

@WithBukky Most useful tweet I’ve found on here

[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

WATCH: Shortly before the announcement, @onyangojackson1 spoke briefly with Prince Edward Kijjanangoma, who appeared surprised by the news. Here is the audio recording.

#NTVNews

[Menku 🦋 @themenku_]

TOILETS.

Toilet of house - Bathroom
Toilet of office - Washroom
Toilet of mall - Restroom
Toilet of flight - Lavatory
Toilet of restaurant- Powder room
Toilet of stadium - Toilet cubicle
Toilet of swimming pool - Changing room

Did you know?

[Sammy-Academic Consultant @sammykaranja123]

A master's degree doesn't test how smart you are;it tests how mow much insanity you can survive .

[Sammy-Academic Consultant @sammykaranja123]

Your master's degree will finish your money ,your sleep ,and your sanity.

[. @HustleBae4]

@TouchlineX 5 failed free kicks by the way

[. @HustleBae4]

@TouchlineX If this game goes to penalties we all know who is winning

[. @HustleBae4]

@TouchlineX Everybody is a star until they meet the real star!! Vozinha!!!!

[. @HustleBae4]

@TouchlineX Four times by the way!