Huw Ellis

Huw, man. Human.

[Huw Ellis @HuwElvis]

RT @SuburbanDrone: Nvidia is getting Michael Burried.

It didn't help that Jensen Huang this week said that China will win the AI race with…

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@HMRCcustomers just waited 40 mins to speak to an advisor who hung up in 30 seconds after taking my details, can you call me when someone is free please?

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@EricTrump @TrumpScotland

[Yorkshire Tennis @YorkshireTennis]

#yorkshiretennis 9U boys have gone and made the double!! Well done for winning #ltacountycup today. Some really close matches and it came down to rubber count in the end!
Beat Cheshire 4-2
Beat Cambridgeshire 6-0
Beat Warwickshire 4-2
Lost West of Scotland 8-10 in a shootout

[Huw Ellis @HuwElvis]

@Conservatives @RishiSunak

[Shepley Cricket Club @ShepleyCricket]

IT’S READY. We are fast approaching our annual bonfire night, 4 days and counting. Don’t forget to get your tickets beforehand from Shepley coop to save some pennies. Head of pyrotechnics @HuwElvis can’t wait to put on another superb fireworks 🎆 display for you all.

[Huw Ellis @HuwElvis]

@Swinbart @GBNEWS @christopherhope Hahahaha, the not joke, keep em coming Paul

[Shepley Cricket Club @ShepleyCricket]

This is Shepley supporter Robert Booth who has been missing since yesterday morning. If anyone has any information on his whereabouts please get in touch with the club so we can pass the relevant information on.

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@tlc2809 @All I won’t be staying there again

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@tlc2809 @All Shambolic

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@Hannah_I_Moore @Wimbledon How’s your new spa?

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

The year is 2018.

Ex-Liverpool star Jermaine Pennant is defending his countless threesomes to a jeering audience on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

But how did it come to this?

From cat murder cover-ups to cannabis farms in the attic, this is the scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant...

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@bryansgunn @stusfootyflash @DGlover86

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@ANDYDB7 @alistairwriter Shit shot 🏏 shit tweet 🐥

[Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh]

Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

[Sam Elliott @Sam_Elliott_]

You won’t get to see Gary Lineker on Match of the Day on Saturday night

But don’t forget to tune into Lord Sugar on the Apprentice. 9pm BBC1 every Thursday!

[Huw Ellis @HuwElvis]

@theresecoffey 😂😂😂

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥

MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF!

ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

[Huw Ellis @HuwElvis]

@MichaelDOShea @pj_bushell @johnredwood I just googled it and every single article on the subject is from (far) right wing ‘media’ channels like that horse shit you’ve shared. Makes you think doesn’t it.

[Huw Ellis @HuwElvis]

@iCheesur @Cobratate 😂😂😂