Huw Roberts

Author, playwright, producer & musician. Provider of the 'World's Worst Writing Tips'. All tweets original. Merrily tweeking the nose of the writing industry.

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Writing Tip: You have nothing to lose but your reputation, if you don't have one, it doesn't matter, so don't worry #horriblewritetip

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@WelshNatTheatre Hi. I'm trying to contact your company about a new play we're producing in North Wales but can't get a reply from anyone. I've emailed the @launch email address a couple of times. Could someplace contact me at [email protected]. Diolch!

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@WelshNatTheatre Hi. I've emailed you at the @launch address about a new play we're producing in North Wales and wondering if someone could take a look at it for me? Thanks!

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@WelshNatTheatre Hi. I recently sent an email to [email protected] address about a new play we're writing in North Wales. I wonder if someone could that a look at it. Not sure it's the correct address to use. Thanks

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@stormzy. Hi. I've recorded a demo for a new sub-genre of hop hop which no-one has thought of yet. I can't get anyone in the industry to listen to it. Can you help?

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@gareththomas14. Hi Gareth. I work for Together For Colwyn Bay. We're staging a Pride event in May and wonder if you'd consider recording a video message for us to play at the event? Can you email me at [email protected] if you fancy doing that? Many thanks! :)

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@Jonzid Hi. I've developed a new sub-genre of Hip Hop and I'm trying to find someone who'll take a look/listen to it. Your work at Sadlers seems a perfect fit. I have a demo and info I can send you. I can't seem to find anyone in Hip Hop to take a look at it. Would you? :)

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@SheweeWC She says a big thank you for liking. If you ever need a brand ambassador she'll be more than happy to recommend! 😆

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@SheweeWC here's a hilarious review of the SheWee by my girlfriend https://t.co/je1kJx4UDe #standupandtakecontrol

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@DavidJonesMP I've been told that you abstained from the vote to cut universal credit. Could you confirm 1) you did abstain 2) why you abstained 3) do you agree with cutting universal credit? & 4) what is your current MP's salary and how much did you claim in expenses last year?

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@KayBurley Hi. May I ask why You've not interviewed Dominic Cummings in the studio yet? One of your probing interviews. I've watched every day throughout lockdown and not seen him on once to explain his role in shaping government policy etc. This guy is so elusive.

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@RichSuttonActor Hi Rich. I have a wonderful comedy/horror rhyming adventure for kids called Kamakan the Vampire Slug. Any chance I can submit it to you for your short story recitals? Cheers!

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I always thought that in 1984 it was lovely that he had a big brother who'd call him up, as he always looked a bit lonely to me #1984 #bigbrother

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@Keir_Starmer please please take Boris Johnson to task at PMQs about handing out massive contracts to donors and supporters worth £100s millions. It's a national scandal and utter disgrace. No tendering process and huge failures.

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@KimCattrall Hi. I've written a new novel and I think you'd be the perfect narrator for it. How can I submit it to you? It's a trilogy called The Ballad of Gee de Bourke. Hope you are well and happy!

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@WomensPrize Hi. I'm writing a woman's reflections on her life as she reaches her 60s. 1st person narrative. Do you know anyone who'd review it? As a man writing a female character I'd love to find your views. I've tried to avoid the usual clichés and create an authentic voice

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@MrMCGrammar Your songs are great mate. Don't forget about Kamakan too. Hope all's good with you.

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@MrMCGrammar Ha ace!!

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@MrMCGrammar hi. I have a kids adventure rhyme, epic adventure. It raps really well. Was published and made it into a stage show. Would you like to use it? Kids love it. It's funny. Kamakan the Vampire Slug. DM me and I'll send it to you. You're welcome to use it

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@realguyritchie just watched your Sherlock Holmes again and I'd forgotten what a fabulous film it is. Funny, smart, innovative and exciting. Thank you. Thoroughly enjoyed that

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@ZSchneeweiss @annaedwardsnews @IanWishart @NewsJefferson @DaraDoy Like like walking into the living room and finding your kids fighting but both blaming each other.