π¨ Big Restock & Year of the Horse Giveaway π¨
It's Year of the Horse.
We've just restocked.
We're giving away two horse dildos to celebrate.
It's not culturally insensitive, we just really like horses π
Retweet, follow & like to enter π
We'll pick two winners at win at 23:59 8th March, giddy up!
@elonmusk So a poll of less that 0.01% of the amount that voted in the last election claims that reform is ahead? I'm not sure that other parties need to worry just yet.
@birmingham_live please tell me what you want you are trying to tell your readers here, please, because I have no idea. No part of this report makes sense.
To celebrate the release of our newest Beast Pegasys & the start of our huge Black Friday Sale we're giving one of him away to one of our beautiful Twitter followers π
Like, follow, share & we'll announce the winner on Sunday 8th December. Oh, btw he likes to ride bareback π΄
π¨GIVEAWAY TIME π¨
To celebrate the launch of our newest Beast, Jinn we are giving away 3 of him PLUS Β£50 store credit to each winner!
All you need to do is Retweet this post and follow us/are following us already
Closes midnight Sunday 28th July, winners chosen at random π₯