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tweeting everything what comes to my mind, it could be jokes,news. and even simple b.s.! as long as its brings a smile on your face its cool

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@GetYourRide

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My soundtrack: ♫ "Billie Jean" by @chriscornell (@ New Windsor, NY, USA) http://t.co/KQSVk78635

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Feeling in the mood ♫ "Roll Feat. Sean Kingston (Explicit Album Version)" by Flo Rida (@ Kiryas Joel, NY, USA) http://t.co/FrVrKzW9xn

[Twitting like nuts!! @kazal12]

Japan builds see-through public toilets made of glass http://t.co/hNYqQj8QmT

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@newbocher 845 662 9391

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Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet.

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Half of life is screwing up while the other half is dealing with it

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What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? Money

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@Uno34 no I don't know

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If you don't understand my silence, how will you understand my words?

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http://t.co/SWaROFl

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http://t.co/YLODdsn

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Husband: Why are you watching the food channel, you can't cook or what?? Wife: Why do you watch porn, you cant f*ck or what?

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@newbocher thanks your the best

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Huh? Nothing. What did you say? Never mind. OMG JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID!"

[medicina com café @medicinacomcafe]

Time goes by way too fast when you're sleeping. #SoTeenish

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I Absolutely L O V E Hearing Somebody Lying, When I Already Know The Truth."

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What do you call a woman in heaven? An angel. - A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of angels. All the women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!"

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Stephen : Dr I have a problem of forgetting. Dr : When did the problem start? Stephen : Which problem?"

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The awkward moment when you can't tell if this person is a man or woman.. O.o