FrenchMan 🇫🇷

#FGA Greg Abbott hate account.

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

@1future the streets need you, the super trapper symbol has been activated

[sid. is watching it's always sunny s18 @smormulover]

not so young and attractive is she 😭😭

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

Got that shit on tho

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

How it feels listening to underground music at 24

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

@stephtoher Super tough. Please add to your rotation!!

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

@DJPatStacks Please walk into a 18 wheeler on 1604

[ellis @sum1saiditinnit]

suitor who just hangs around at every feast saying “she’s bad” and doing absolutely nothing to else

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

POV: Me leaving the theater after watching The Odyssey

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

The odyssey… sheesh what a fucking film

[sarah 🎀 @sarahlovesthat]

This Reddit post is an instant classic and belongs in a museum.

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

@CringeAlarmMR I do agree she’s squishier, almost to champion on her but she really excels in the dive playstyle now, less time to be in the backline but her dives are much stronger. So strong as the off tank having that much dps potential especially if gambit gets through ban phase

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

This what she sound like to me as well!!!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This is what Sabrina Carpenter sounds like to girls

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

CHOPPED AND UNC FR

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[FrenchMan 🇫🇷 @Hweezy23]

The Obsession hype is real. Fantastic watch.

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep