Moria

𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓽
𝓱𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓼

she/hers & TERFs can gtfo.

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Repressing my inner urge to be an absolute C H A O S G O B L I N

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@ElCid152652 @hwinkler4real I’m not @hwinkler4real but thanks for being a jerk to a random lady I guess

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@AndieJustAndie @MPAVictoria

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@DaynaEMCraig @selectric401 You can also SIT while doing hair with it, which is a total freakin game changer

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@selectric401 I've saved frozen pre-shucked oysters with this type of method, too. But it's not my favorite way to eat them for sure

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@selectric401 Some people do cook them. I’ve had them broiled with various toppings on the half shell, and they’re pretty good that way.

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@QuirkyGirl69 @MPAVictoria Learning how was a condition of getting my learner’s permit as a teenager. I can also check my oil and get/give a jump without too much panicking about the process

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@vehiclefan53 @selectric401 Maybe I’m just not the right audience, but cook out was astoundingly bleh.

While cheerwine is the better soda, pepsi is more popular- and is quite good out of the OG fountain in New Bern

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@oldenoughtosay Chonkquel? Squonk! Wait, neither of those sounds good. In either case, hooray for bebe and a team surrounding you that know their stuff and are giving you the grace to make a whole new person!!

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@AshleyGWinter DIY some magic mouthwash- equal parts liquid Benadryl and Maalox. Swish mouth and spit- it’ll make eating and falling asleep possible!

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@FunkitToys Duluth is pricey but they work really well and last for ages ime.

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A child and her buppy. She’s been over the moon, and I am dead tired.

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@ChandyLyin I'm not Henry Winkler but @hwinkler4real is

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@nonseqmachine @ToastedDeclined Tbh most people are not shocked when they learn I was born in Miami. Tally ain’t no big.

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@arrjaybee @futtigue They don’t give out biscoff on the flights I was on :(

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@TMarshallBunn There are SIX (but this one is ours!)

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Welp, I guess we’re doing this