Hxles

[Hxles @Hxles2]

@_vandul You're a fucking idiot

[Kayla Maeeee @kaylawayylaaa]

I’ve learned to stop telling my friends about my love life

[A @seattleiminyou]

My mom has been looking for a new job and she told her interviewer today “don’t ask me any scenarios” LMFAOOO

[Hxles @Hxles2]

@becka1icious School counselors thinking you won't be anything, and then being something....stays with you forever

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

So am I just gonna have a $1500 emergency every month for the rest of my life

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Nobody prepared me for the fact that having a 9–5 means you suddenly can't go to the doctor, dentist, or handle any appointments because u work and they’re closed when not.

[barbie @mmaridadoll]

leave a nigga right where he weird at

[𝐿𝓊𝓍𝑒𐙚 @btchsdtm]

When you riding him then he out of the blue start pounding you from underneath 😩😩😩

[NINIAN 🍒 @girlninian]

Im such a “nut in me “ ass bitch I love the feeling 😭😩🙃

[Hxles @Hxles2]

@Samsonthegoat25 Cap. They weren't officially legally married

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Hxles @Hxles2]

@lysbtw Seriouslyyy

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

25–30 is such a wild age,You have to level up professionally, plan a future,secure a partner,stay healthy and save money.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[imalivebutimdead @j0ssyoursalad]

Life hasn’t been the same since my cat died. He was my best friend.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.

[Zion @zionszzn]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I spent $420 on groceries today - mind you I am a single adult !! This is why women aren’t having children.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

A 9–5 will humble you. One minute you’re passionate, next minute you’re calculating how many sick days you have left.