Hyderabadi Humour

fighting with nafs

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ❤ 
Ispe Aqida rakhne walo ko kisi or ki zaroorat nahi hai !!

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

They’ll say
Relax brother we are just there for business opportunities

Meanwhile the only business happening is lowering standards instead of lowering the gaze
#hyderabadExpo

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Unblock me cutie I brought the name of an anti-pimple cream that could save your skin !!
Unless you’re vibing with those breakouts 😝

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

If psychology saved you from being manipulated maybe it’s time to apply it to your own attention seeking behavior too

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

Claiming to be a modest Islamic motivational speaker while ignoring basic Islamic principles !!

Kaisa kilo khareede hypocrisy ?

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

Dr. Foodie's so insecure, switching between confidence and reality
checks like he switches filters
Bro your audience isn’t as biased as your food reviews
Honestly I can't tell what’s receding faster
your hairline or your relevance

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

A failed Roadie who spends 3 hours setting up perfect lighting
applies makeup and lip gloss holds his breath to show a shadow of abs
and then dares to give advice on how to be manly
Bro irony saw this and jumped off a cliff !!

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

Those who failed in Roadies now roam like WiFi signals !!
unstable and desperately seeking attention !!

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

This dentist’s food blog is just an investment plan for his clinic
eat junk now !! pay him later !!

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

@AidzMarkram & @TembaBavuma leading South Africa with courage class and the heart of a champion 🏆
#ICCWTCFinal #SAvsAUS

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

We used to call RCB the chokers of IPL until they lifted that trophy and silenced everyone! 🏆🔥

Now it’s time for South Africa to rewrite their story too. 🌍💪

#WorldTestChampionshipFinal #SAvsAUS

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

Every time FatFoodie says this is the best thing I’ve ever had
a cardiologist somewhere upgrades his car 💀

Don't mind just joking 😊

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

India builds highways
Pakistan builds hashtags 😂

#IndiaPakistanWar #IndianNavy

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

Pakistan threatening war with India is like a kid with a water pistol challenging John Wick. Every time you scream befitting reply the world rolls its eyes, and India builds another expressway to the border
#IndiaPakistanWar #IndianNavy #

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

while India’s response is usually
Agar rona hogaya Pakistani to China se bheek maang 😂

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Pakistan’s war strategy with India is basically make loud noises fire a few shells across the border call it a befitting reply and then run to the UN crying foul Every time tensions rise, Pakistani news anchors start screaming like it’s a desi Bigg Boss finale

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Gote mu me aagaye the
Facebook account hack hogaya samajh ke
#facebookdown

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@mrtweetusa Need peace of mind 😢

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Alhamdulillah
Password yad aagaya 😅

[Hyderabadi Humour @HyderabadiHumo1]

🥰❤️

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@IrfanPathan Ipl ki mkc icc trophy chahiye