Alphonsius

I am Alphonsius. At this point, I’m not even sure what’s the lie anymore. Here for the models and the warring of hams.

[Alphonsius @HydraDominat]

@Halo Did you fuckers AI generate this shit rather than make it a fucking image?

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@DiogoORT2003 Real talk tho. If he gets off Ea Enuma Elish, Dabura’s fucked. Otherwise, Gil’s dead easy.

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@LordOfLube @CBMaugrim @BlobCG @Sinderotica She’s not gonna let you hit.

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@FudgeFace4000 @CBMaugrim @BlobCG @Sinderotica 1000 pages of “I did all of that, BUT IT WASNT MY FAULT MY BOYFRIEND DID IT”

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@manio99_e @LNhistorian “It’s just a prank bro” ass answer

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@Cyndikate1 Bluesky users proving once again that they are the epitome of terminally online, even compared to Twitter diehards

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@MuseMk7 @FavoriteLadyS I mean, there are a couple of straight up costumed villains in that crowd

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@Anibal_Cardozo @JohnnyBazel @LukaBooga @Lattice1424 Even with the context, I’m still not remotely sure it was something that could be considered a joke. That felt more like a “It’s a prank bro” to cover up tossing around “Nazi” without worrying about the consequences

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@JohnnyBazel @LukaBooga @Lattice1424 A joke that had no context nor any humor in it…

There was no punchline. In joke or not, just running around calling people Nazis for no reason other than “Oh, it’s an injoke, you wouldn’t understand” is fucked

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@imperialpeasant @Recapdrake @BOENSAW My brother in Christ. It was a secret level episode for Space Marine 2…

Did you expect deep Tau lore or something?

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@LHGart HH would be way too complex for new people to wrap their heads around. It requires a lot of underlying knowledge to get.

Like, you can’t go into the HH without knowing at least a basic amount about Space Marines, the Emperor, Chaos, the current state of the galaxy, etc

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@ShitpostGate I’ll take shitty generative AI slop for 200, Alex

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@GoteSuperiorist @Lorgarwasright Love being lectured on brainpower from a gooner. Fuck outta my notifications

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@GoteSuperiorist @Lorgarwasright It is light on content, as much as that may hurt your feelings.

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@GoteSuperiorist @Lorgarwasright Might as well engrave “Epson” onto your forehead with all that projecting.

You’re so busy putting words in my mouth that you missed the first line of my original comment: I love this game.

But it seems like I can’t both like a game and critique it.

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@GoteSuperiorist @Lorgarwasright A campaign with about 8 hours worth of actual gameplay, 6 Co-op missions at launch that each take about 30 minutes to do, and a multiplayer that has 3 modes and 5 maps.

Don’t glaze a game just because it’s Warhammer. Be honest about it. Otherwise, there’s no improving.

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@gumpai_ The lack of self awareness is staggering. You aren’t the good guy here.

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@LGBTQ_Warhammer The Indiegogo for these basically went dark after fulfilling like 10% of their orders.

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@ShitpostRock Jon may have ended up on the left side, but let’s not sweep under the rug that he was definitely on the right side just a few years ago.