Seal Team Favela 🇧🇷

Two truths and ONE phat ass

[Seal Team Favela 🇧🇷 @HydraSniper]

When I was a boy I always told my momma when I grow up I want to be a garbageman. Little did I know I would grow up to have this absolute dump truck of an ass 24/7

[kage @sukikage_]

closer to lung cancer than a stable relationship

[Seal Team Favela 🇧🇷 @HydraSniper]

@Yuriaction_LoL I never ONCE said I was sleeping early 😒

[wingdings @wiingdiings]

i was put on this earth to yearn and boy howdy am i an overachiever

[Seal Team Favela 🇧🇷 @HydraSniper]

Ya’ll like your vape on loose butthole or tight butthole setting?

[wingdings @wiingdiings]

i was born to be a wife guy ™

[Sketel 🇯🇲 @rieslingbeauty]

As a result of ADHD, all my motivation is external. I’m motivated by spite, pressure, last minute deadlines, suffering, fear, proving my point, etc. If my world isn’t about to fall apart, I’m chilling. So, unfortunately all my lessons are learned the hard way lmaoooo

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me coming out the bathroom after throwing up and hearing “who wants more shots?”

[mara @vixeias]

gf requirements
- beats me

[snsd pics @snsdfiles]

never kill yourself

[SZN🪐 @preeme_szn]

failed the nonchalant gimmick, i miss her so much

[Ig ҉r @JaIjayyo]

found out what a labubu is. If you wanted a little freak you can carry around on a chain I was here the whole time

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

[Seal Team Favela 🇧🇷 @HydraSniper]

You’re not going to kiss me? During Pride?

[Seal Team Favela 🇧🇷 @HydraSniper]

@honeebell

[Seal Team Favela 🇧🇷 @HydraSniper]

$1k for the pic of @honeebell and her twin’s toes from last night’s stream DM’s open