Glyn Smith

Photographer and IT Professional. Beardy, banjo playing canoeist (Beard and banjo not included). Also tweeting as @GlynSmithP for less rubbish, more photos

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A lot of light pollution around, and not that long after sunset, but there’s definitely a green streak in the skies above Derby 😀
#Aurora

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@BSmithBenS Every chip shop in the UK is now an anti chemtrails factory.
Citizens! Raise your salt and vinegar doused fried potatoes proudly in the air on their wooden forks and clean the skies!!!
Unless it’s all a hoax perpetrated by Big(potato)Farmer…

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@BenSmit81581660 That explains why when I put my finger in my ear, I hear the word ‘pairing’

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@BenSmit81581660 Is it a Toyota Supra causing the cancer (turbo or regular)?

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@trussliz The word ‘for’ is refundant

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@DachshundColin @trussliz They make great mulch for growing lettuce…

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@BenSmit81581660 Is it possible these people are faking death/injury to stop Nicole talking to them?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Quite agree.
GBNews is a pollution on the airwaves and all those involved should be locked up. They are breaking the rules according to OFCOM

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Ask the PM if he agrees with the MP for Ashfield where defecting MPs should trigger an election.

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@missgripper_ Shame!
Twin cyclone suction definitely improves your 5G reception

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@archer_rs Have you thought about selling menswear?
I can see you marketing a fabulous line of tweed coats and hats for the discerning gentleman, each with the mandatory aluminium foil liners to stop all know 5G signals from activating when dosed with the chemtrails active compounds.

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@archer_rs Didn’t he ride out of the desert on the back of the Easter bunny?
Still slightly confused as to the whole chocolate egg from a rabbit thing 🤷‍♂️

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@Fat_Figo_ @No1CryptoPaulo I must admit, I do struggle with windows sometimes. I’m ok with licking doors, and most window frames, but windows themselves are quite challenging. I’m hoping to improve by upping the amount of lead paint I’m consuming.
It’s a shame, as I’d love to see the penquin army

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@Eyeswideopen69 I’m assuming that any slimy insects refused to be involved with Farage.

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@Mad_1nventor @stevo_lewis You essentially told the kids it is safe to cross, when it may not be. Did you check there were no other cyclists, cars, motorcycles, etc behind you?
I’m all for courtesy, and I stop at junctions to let pedestrians cross, but stopping in the middle of a road can lead to deaths ☹️

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@HaroldOWessex @AndrewBates365 @implausibleblog @BBCWorld @mrjamesob @itvnews @JeremyVineOn5 Accrington Stanley. Who are they?
(See who’s old enough to remember!)

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@peterwalker99 Shouldn’t it arrive in a suitcase?

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@100xGifts @LozzaFox I don’t think Gbeebies have a live studio audience…