The Minion

I’m an otaku, perverted, asian failure of a man | Minors DNI | I am an adult |NSFW
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unfiltered thoughts. PFP: Yayoi bungo, banner: Yamawaki Bon Ivar

[The Minion @Hyesollu]

Welcome to my evil lair.
I am an autistic Minion who serves as henchman only to the evilest most gayest of villains/villainesses.

Any hero that crosses my path will be dealt with per my boss’s request. NYEHEHEH.
(I am 34 years old)

[scorppo🇮🇶 ☦︎ 🌴 @cpz_scorppo]

Gm xittas

[Lunar @ZoomerLunar]

Most embarrassing person to ever exist.

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

What do you even call this level of washed

[swish @posttilidie]

IRL showed me his playlist and it consisted of Nine Vicious Slayr and Paramore

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

Drug-addled billionaire says he can't bring himself to shoot people in a make-believe crime game but he will cut off food & medicine leading to the deaths of millions IRL without a moment's hesitation

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HOLY SHIT 🇮🇱🇮🇳

Huge waves of Indians are arriving in Israel every day, and they say they DON’T WANT TO GO BACK.

They want to STAY and get legal residency.

This is the kind of immigration I like.

[Dankness @Dankness01]

How 8 yo Mamdani was moving during 9/11

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

My lord…

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

Just stubbed my toe on my doorframe

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

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[𝐒𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐣𝐚𝐁𝐨𝐲 🇸🇪 @OrientalsWisdom]

Americans admitting that their place of worship equivalent is an office complex because their god is money

[Erebus Heliogabalus @Post_Ioism]

ChatGPT generate me a lesbian poem thats 90% about men

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

I’m screaming he’s participating in goyim activities

[𝑺𝐶𝑯𝑀𝑰𝟓𝟕 ⟡ @schmi57]

>Filipi-ack saying this

[Cyn 🔞 @Cyn1c4lsk1n_]

I don't wanna b mean or annoying old vocaloid fan but... Have y'all considered that some people are playing project sekai bcuz of Miku or the vocaloid in general and they in general don't really care about the rest? 😭