Cults require too much ‘together’ time, and as a person who enjoys their solitude and not listening to a man speak for too long, I know I would be excommunicated within a week.
I told someone I was planning a certain experience and they told me to do it before I have kids. I said I wouldn’t be having kids and they jokingly said “you’ll have 5 because you said that.”
I replied “life doesn’t just happen to me”.
Yuck. Parenthood is not a default.
I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.