Hypepocrite

Hyped for every announcement. Roasting my own hype. 🎮 Fan-made tools & edits for whatever’s next. Not affiliated with any company.

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Hi. I've been waiting for GTA VI since 2013. I may have arrived early. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

5 days left. Told my manager it's a family emergency. Technically not a lie. THE LAST WEEK · Ep 3 #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

6 days left. Day 4,806 of counting. THE LAST WEEK · Ep 2 #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

7 days left. The preload opened at midnight on the 10th. I was on the sofa at 11:59. THE LAST WEEK · Ep 1 #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

212 GB. Every other game had to go. Episode 1 tomorrow. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

THE LAST WEEK. 8 episodes, one a day, November 12–19. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Preload opens at midnight. I'll be on the sofa at 11:59. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Public appearances suspended. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Scheduling went well. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

We're past the doorbell stage. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Finally, a commitment I can keep. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Two weeks' notice of my upcoming disappearance. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Productivity has never been higher. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Built to play. From over here. #XbiteSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win!

Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE.

No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: https://t.co/tngcGpYvRR

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

@XBOX In my defense, I read the second sentence after. #XbiteSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win!

Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE.

No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: https://t.co/tngcGpYvRR

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Left my team a comprehensive handover. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Measures have been taken. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

Launch-night outfit. Dress code: indoors. #GTA6 #GTAVI

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

This year I went as a delay announcement. Nobody opened the door. #GTA6 #GTAVI #Halloween2026

[Hypepocrite @Hypepocrite]

The budget needed adjusting. The hat did not. #GTA6 #GTAVI