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Just a dude.

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@GinaGrad After surgery, you'll have more blood flow to your brain.

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@GinaGrad If she gave her womb to another man before you, she belongs to the streets. Widows get a pass. Carousel riding single moms do not.

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@UnchartedFather And when you get in that mindset, you figure out that you don't want or need women beyond occasional recreational distraction.

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@alpharivelino 1. What heart?
2. Don't care.
3. Opt for peace and quiet.

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@Maribellaa1999 Bot

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@amypson No

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@NaughtywifeRx No.

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@JennyWiteman What a train wreck

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@nikonozek @HotepJesus Plus, he gets to plow her.

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@jmesmilez Hard pass.

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@GotPickup Focus on the slut devil beast you've lowered yourself to nailing beat a hasty retreat.

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@RedIntrovert Hard to want.

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@adamcarolla Haters gonna hate. Haters bust Adam's balls. Small minded twits.

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@GinaGrad "Oh, pish! I'm one of the good ones." Disarm the fucker.

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@TheRedIntrovert It's been 90 minutes. I like my odds.

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@TWayneHicks Now you tell me. 😂

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@TWayneHicks Sheeeeeeet. I am the unmelted snowflake.

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@TWayneHicks She's always looking for another man.

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@TWayneHicks Cooking for the kiddos is the best part of my noncustodial weekends.

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@TWayneHicks I'm an advanced bitch.