Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡

‧₊˚ ⋅ They'll send me away if I tell them my powers, I gotta work hard too or the horgers family will be in danger!! ‧₊˚ ⋅

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

‧₊˚ ⋅ DUNNNNNN, NOOOOO ANYA IS SORRYYY!!

"A-Anya like being the only Anya!"

Maybe that snap Yor out of her spell there? Maybe??

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"UH- I... I'M GLAD WE COULD HAVE THIS TALK THEN?!"

Panicking with. Two dummies on anything buT the same page as his own thoughts went crazy.

💭 Is it because of that stupid joke Anya made?!

She's not getting out of those after school programs now. No way in hell.

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

Anya feeding Bond:

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

"But Anya already know how to go number one without missing the potty..."

She's talking about pianos, Anya. Not- Dear God.

[𓍯𓂃٠ 𝑦𝑜𝑟 ࣪⭑.ᐟ @lethalbriar]

“I’m afraid they don’t offer any extracurricular classes for aspiring spies. But music is wonderful too, Anya! Perhaps you can become a very talented pianist instead?”

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

"Cause Papa no let Anya sleep."

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

What is this about after skool programs now?? Anya only now finding out!

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

ANYA NO WANNA SHARE

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"I need a wha t?"

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

What is this about after skool programs now?? Anya only now finding out!

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

Maybe if she makes her name look normal??🙄

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

Anya say one word and the secret pooplice strikes once again.

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

Papa's stomach so bad he needs baby formula now?

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

@lethalbriar .
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Dr. Forger is ON the case! Nothing quite like an all natural diet, right? R-Right (his stomach ulcers would agree).

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

‧₊˚ ⋅ Eh? Papa trying to get rid of me? For... mama?

S u s p i c i o u s.

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"I did say that, didn't I?"

💭It'd give us more time alone whenever we both get home early.

While stimulating Anya's mind by means of expression that could potentially translate to a sharper mind for her studies. It was a win-win for everyone.

"I'll gauge her interest then."

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

ANYA CAN'T EVEN BREATH WITHOUT GETTING 🔒 COME ONNN

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

"-ANYA WILL MAKE HER OWN STICKERS THEN!"

Door slam, before opening it again just to add.

"AND A NO BONDS ALLOWED SIGN!!"

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"..............I don't think that's how that gag goes."

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

"Gah- Dryer! Papa left the dryer on! So he better go... catch it..."

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

Squints. "What was that?"

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

Deadpans.

"ᴾᵃᵖᵃ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ˡⁱᵃʳ..."

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"After you turned it into a dagger? Yeah no. This isn't that kinda home."

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

‧₊˚ ⋅ Papa's one to talk.

"Then, can Anya at least have her candy back?"

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"That's what happens when you don't clean your room like I told you to."

Leaving them within reach of a dog. What did she think was going to happen?

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

"Because he gave Anya a Papa who won't get her stickers!!"

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"Where did 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 even come from?"

Child w ha t.

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

"Papa why does God hate me?"

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

"It's project, not-"

Why did she add two extra letters??

[Anya Forger ⋆˙⟡ @HyperTelepath]

So take her sticker shopping!! Anya needed those for a purroject!

[Loid Forger 🔍 @ADiligentSpy]

NOT how he intended to pass the time.