Jana

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

I’m just a horny little fucked up mess.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

My man put on a bit of weight and he’s all mad about it but when he is on top he pounds so much harder and deeper so how do I tell him it’s the best thing he’s ever done.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

If he’s not taking photos of you, he’s not into you.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

The complete chokehold being called “good girl” has on me should be studied.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@dom_lucre He’s in his Tim Burton age

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

All these posts about #GTA6 are gaslighting me into wanting to check on my 10th grade boyfriend.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@ML_Philosophy Touch our leg while you’re driving, kiss our forehead absentmindedly, watch our lips while we talk, brush our hair off our shoulder.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@nocertainlynot I only like to wear it when I’m home alone and texting him, just for the thrill that I might be able to tempt him to come over.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

I’m in love with a man who has nothing and gives me everything.

[Females Mindset 💁🏼‍♀️ @FemalesMindset]

It’s difficult to miss him if he’s always messaging me.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

I think the key to a successful marriage is take all the things you want to say to me and do to me and say and do them to your wife.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@ML_Philosophy Thinking of you.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@JoeTheCynic @ML_Philosophy This made me laugh 😂

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@PeytonElroy Ugh, f*ck you… I whisper under my breath as I like, follow, retweet and DM her begging her to be my spirit guide.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@ML_Philosophy One day, things stop feeling new and you run out of firsts.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

Stoners who smoke weed from the time they wake up to when they pass out really think alcohol is bad for you yet they haven’t had a functioning mindset for the entirety of their smoking lives.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@Hursh99 @0mgjon @Naje__ @Triptourr Memorable is such a polite way of saying what we all know you mean ;)

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@rjgl89 This gave me hope.

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@PJZPamela @AdrienneLaF This book has haunted me the most. Therefore, I agree!

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@0mgjon @Naje__ Something tells me you’re not doing it right!

[Jana @HyperbolicMuse]

@guideforlovers True, because if you do, there is a 100% chance she will fall in love with you, you emotionally competent masterpiece.