𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊

⠀ ＊⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄⠀ 𝑯𝐸𝑅𝑂 ⠀ㅤ ♛ ⠀ㅤ 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒⠀ 𝕎 𝕀 ℕ 𝕊⠀ ＊⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀(#BorderlandsRP)

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

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⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤOh,⠀get⠀𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳⠀it.
⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤI⠀s̵h̵o̵t̵⠀𝗢𝗡𝗘⠀baby.
⠀
⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤAɴᴅ,⠀in⠀𝓯airness,⠀it⠀was⠀being⠀a⠀𝑫𝑰𝑪𝑲.
⠀

[‍ ‍ ANNETTE BIRKIN . @viralmother]

/ / if you have "dead dove" in your bio don't act surprised when proshippers follow you lol

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

In 2800, anything is possible, kitten.

[—𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 -➳ @CR_dear_heart]

Two minutes means microwave cooking, if you call that "cooking". That's doable, I guess. I'm more concerned with you wanting like a roast dinner or something made in a minute. That's not happening.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

Why is it that insta-delivery to my office is believable to you but cooking something in two minutes isn't?

[—𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 -➳ @CR_dear_heart]

It is unreasonable! I can already tell you the issue. Food wouldn't be cooked thoroughly, nor presented nicely. You don't want to get food poisoning, now do you?

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

❝Well, look at you, existing! Congratulations.❞

[Rhys Strongfork @HyperionBearer]

"I was next to you the whole time. . . "

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

—— - ; @UPOVERBAR 🫶🏼

[ੈ✩‧₊˚ @stardripiv]

You’d look nice in a grave.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

Sometimes I look at you, Wilhelm, and I wonder how you've survived this long.

[Ꮃꮖꮮꮋꭼꮮꮇ @wolfndsaint]

They get eaten.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

Eh, just some . . . boring . . . infrastructure stuff. Y'know, deciding which quadrant of the planet gets running water, which quadrant I'm gonna glass from orbit 'cause they forgot to pay oxygen tax, yada-yada. As you breathe air, maybe care. Like, a lil'.

[Parody|The Overseer アレックス @OVERSEEFEAR]

I'm craving something carb-y , so sandwich it is ,

what was your meeting about , anyway? more importantly, should I care ?

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

That is absolutely, under no circumstances whatsoever, unreasonable.

[—𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 -➳ @CR_dear_heart]

Let me guess too, you order a full course meal and expect it to be done in the ten minutes like you say? A little unreasonable, don't you think?

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

❝There was no way you were there, g. A Sector, Floor Five, Room D?❞

[Rhys Strongfork @HyperionBearer]

"I-I-I-I was there... even ten minutes prior but, huuuuu... N-n-nevermind ? I guess ?"

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

I prefer the term "aggressively confident".

[‎ ‎ ‎ ＊ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᴸᴱᴬᵀᴴᴱᴿ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝕳𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. @mechanicfangs]

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christ, you’re delusional.
⠀⠀

[r @shorty2kiss]

stop healing, go insane, fuck everyone

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

@HeliosCorvus Then by my own logic right there, you ain't cute.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

❝But how else am I supposed to caress you with the loving touch of a windshield wiper?❞

[Quil Corvidus @HeliosCorvus]

“What if just said ‘no’?”

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

@HeliosCorvus I might be playin'.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

👑 // i genuinely forget borderlands 4 even came out, it was so trash. tbh, so was 3.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

❝Okay, soooo, spill. Tell me.❞

[ᏞᏫᏦᏆ @G0D0FLlES]

“ Oh, you're going to find it hilarious. I promise. ”

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

I'm literally everybody's type.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ＊ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᴸᴱᴬᵀᴴᴱᴿ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝕳𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. @mechanicfangs]

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you’re not exactly my type.
⠀⠀

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

Mask? What mask?

[ᏞᏫᏦᏆ @G0D0FLlES]

If a Midgardian has found one of his masks, they're welcome to keep it.

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

who*

And let's not kid ourselves, cupcake. You're into me.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ＊ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᴸᴱᴬᵀᴴᴱᴿ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝕳𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. @mechanicfangs]

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how said i love you ? the “L” could’ve stood for anything, like loathe.
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[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

A prick is a euphemism for a dick. 🌠🌈

[𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃$𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 @HyperionProdigy]

You're a dick, is what you are. A shiny, expensive, gun-toting, steak-munching dick. But a dick.

[Ꮃꮖꮮꮋꭼꮮꮇ @wolfndsaint]

No. I'm an on-going robot. Not a wasp.