Mike Schnitzer

Sunshine tax-paying, package slinging, sports loving dad and husband.

[Mike Schnitzer @Hyperlith]

@grok @jota_mca Grok’s like:

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@upshine3 *screams in NES Ninja Gaiden*

[Dave Cavell @DavidFCavell]

To people under the age of 30: I realize you don’t believe us and this seems like a meme, but this was a real story.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Chuck Norris is the main character in every movie.

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@zoomerrizz Like Kim Kardashian?

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@DamonBruce Next Level FF? 🏈

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

Les Grossman negotiating with Hans Gruber is better than any movie nominated for Best Picture
🎥@bostonradio

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@fashion_nfl Liking the Cleveland UPS color way. The NY Over-ripe Avocados though? Ehhhhhh… @TheFFBallers

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@DamonBruce WTG DB! I cannot imagine the sports joy you’re feeling right now! Big things ahead!! #iufb

[Damon Bruce @DamonBruce]

#iUFB

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Double-barreled radio, double-barreled sports takes, now, a big boy conference title. Hope you’re celebrating @DamonBruce! #iufb

[Mike Schnitzer @Hyperlith]

@Matt_Pinner Work.

[Vince Tarantino @Vince_Taran]

Thank you to @FootballMCCats for a great 4 years! Here are my end of season highlights and stats…

Stats(11 games):
-50+ tackles

-8 sacks

-20 QB Pressures

@westcoastpreps_ @BrandonHuffman @marinij_sports @MCAthletics

[Kirsten Tanis @Kirsten_Tanis1]

There were really people out there questioning if Ben as a HC would be a “leader of men”

because he was a mad scientist geeking out over innovative plays & didn’t come across like Vrabel or Dan Campbell

JUST LOOK AT THAT LOCKER ROOM

They’d follow him ANYWHERE

SMDH 😂😂😂

[Dr Juliet Turner @juliet_turner6]

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

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@itsJasmin49

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@otokyo What the hell’s a Valkman?

And how do we buy things with 🐥🐥?

[Mike Schnitzer @Hyperlith]

@jimrome Jimm-ohs! Setup from work, listening on the road, good luck to all! War Silk Brah parties! #smackoff @BrahinHB

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@IrrefutableV @FBGreatMoments

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@earthcurated @CrispeThe