Pooh Shiesty is facing life in prison when all he had to do was hire a lawyer and renegotiate his contract. Ain’t nun gangsta about what he did. Crash dummy.
The Lakers now have no tradeable first-round picks over the next seven years and have committed $475 million to Luka Dončić, Austin Reaves, and Walker Kessler, per @BrettSiegelNBA
The Lakers suspected that LeBron James was intimate with the mother of a younger teammate during the latter years of his tenure in LA, per report.
James reportedly had the unnamed teammate’s mother “gripping the sheets” at the team hotel several nights last fall.
Woah.
En un avión viajan 300 monos y un piloto.
Los monos votan que al avión lo tiene que aterrizar uno de ellos.
Ganan por mayoría 300 a 1.
El avión se estrella.
La democracia no funciona cuando los monos son mayoría.