Hypsterno

I'm a pretty obscure Pokemon, you've probably never heard of me.

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@AnotherGear -but we're sort of a special case, right? Because we're best friends.

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@AnotherGear I mean, I know generally speaking they try to avoid putting gunshot victims in the same room as their attacker -

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@AnotherGear If you do end up shooting me, do you think they'll put us in the same hospital room?

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I'm getting these jokes in while I can, because after tonight i am a dead 'mon.

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@AnotherGear I guess I can't really accuse you of having an itchy trigger finger anymore, huh?

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@AnotherGear ha ha, get it? because you lost four fingers? we're going to laugh about this someday, Anise.

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@AnotherGear I'm getting mixed messages. Your words and facial expressions say I'm in trouble, but you're also giving me a big ol' thumbs-up

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I would call an ambulance but I'm not actually sure if this phone does anything other than go on twitter.

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@AnotherGear I would laugh at the typo, but you're currently typing with six fingers so I guess you're actually doing a pretty good job.

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Long story short, somebody needs to drive @AnotherGear to the hospital. I would do it, but I am the polar opposite of sober.

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I honestly have NO IDEA why I thought that wouldn't be confusing.

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The first is for 'God Damn light switch' and the second is for 'Let's not flip this switch while someone's hand is down the drain.'

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So the two switched by the sink in this apartment are labeled 'GD' and 'L'.

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accidentally stabbed myself in the wrist while attempting to make margaritas. @AnotherGear take me to the Pokemon Center.

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Either way, I'm going back to sleep.

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Either @AnotherGear just pulled another HILARIOUS prank or I killed a man.

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woke up this morning with a teardrop tattoo.

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Yup, that certainly is a thing that just happened. And you guys missed it.

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I mean, I accompanied on the guitar, but Anise was really the star of the show.

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You guys all missed it. @AnotherGear just performed a flawless vocal rendition of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls."