christian

Sometimes life puts you in the same situations to see if you’re still a dumbass.

[christian @HyruleHomo]

My heart has sunk so many times in my life,
the stomach acid finally devoured it.

[christian @HyruleHomo]

Why yes!
I’m over there tweeting nonsense 🥸

https://t.co/TvXgomFFMT

[christian @HyruleHomo]

Officially created a BlueSky account 🙂🥸

Now how do I transfer all my shit over there and finally leave Twitter?🙂

[christian @HyruleHomo]

#DISEASE

STREAM IT.

[christian @HyruleHomo]

So often do I want to come out of my social shell and socialize, but find myself crawling back inside 🙂

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me: i have so much to do after work

also me:

[christian @HyruleHomo]

The iced coffee this morning really hits the spot

[isaiah @4inthemxrnning]

its #hairypussywednesday

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like

[christian @HyruleHomo]

The less I know, the better

[christian @HyruleHomo]

Only 3 more days until I’m on a plane blasting sad girls tunes, and pretending im going through an existential identity crisis 😍 cue the fake tear falling down my cheek for dramatics.

[gato ᡣ𐭩 @gatoussy]

my h0le is too tight to give a shit

[joey @emmarobcerts]

happy friday the 13th 😁

[christian @HyruleHomo]

Craving carne asada fries badly.

[christian @HyruleHomo]

I love contactless UberEats deliveries. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig

[christian @HyruleHomo]

Play with my pussy ❤️‍🔥 not my heart ❤️‍🩹

[Kitty Parker 👩🏾‍🍳💕 @heyjoydoe]

sometimes yall articulate my feelings so well. twist that bitch into a balloon dog.