Kieran Snow

I wish I was still a 16 year old Pop Punk Kid.
The North Remembers.

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@GarlsCookbook @PrestonWahlquis @tasarren @RockstarGames Millions literally dont buy discs and thats the issue 😭

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@GBPolitcs Its not an annual tradition.
Last years was one of the few - before that the most recent was 2020, the Queen did one during the pandemic.

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@DarnerMikaela @LopezThings5 @NICKIMINAJ Didnt know Lizzo was a fishmonger. How's her Haddock?

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@MattWalshBlog What about the commandment of Love thy Neighbor? Did we all just forget about that one. You can't claim to be pro-life and then support the merciless killings happening by ICE.

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@opera

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Posts will now carry a red flag rating, signifying the degree of corruption. e.g. :

Farage is friends with some Russian oligarch/American racist = 🚩

Struggling company makes a £100k donation to RefUK = 🚩🚩

Farage & partner buy £885k house in cash & lie about it = 🚩🚩🚩

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Since MAGA is out there once again saying their Melon-hued Messiah is making “prayer great again”, let’s talk about God and Trump, shall we?

When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.

When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.

He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a porn star and a Playmate, who he then paid to keep quiet, before he lied about the money he paid them.

Yes, really.

He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy when he wasn’t making fun of their looks, their weight, their menstrual cycles, or calling them “dogs,” he cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, insulted people who stutter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of, and then pardoned every single person who perpetrated the violence he himself incited.

He is named in the files of a notorious sex trafficker he spent decades being best friends with, and relocated said sex trafficker’s partner in crime to a bougie Club Fed cushioned with comforts most of the survivors of her abuse will never know.

Yes, really.

He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin,” while praising murderous despots at the same time.

He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead every Sunday at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus.

Yes, really.

God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like felon with bruised hands, slurred speech and swollen ankles. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection once and visited upon his first term in office a once-in-a-lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God convicted him on 34 counts and found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.

God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his first presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal?

That’s God at work, is it?
He handed the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian who personifies everything Jesus spoke against because he is so “devout”?

The truth is that slimmest plurality of Americans, comprised of the dumbest, most willfully self-sabotaging fools in this country put him back in office for a second term because they either couldn’t or wouldn’t vote for a Black woman.

But that victory is what the cult will point to as the “proof” their spiteful psychopathic savior was sent “by God.”

Really?!?

That he was “chosen” by God himself.

Well, that’s straight up bullshit.

But it’s also what they have to tell themselves, because despite everything he’s done and everything he’s said, despite what they can see with their own eyes and hear with their own ears—MAGA will still believe what they need to believe.
Because the truth is that this was never about God.
These people don’t worship God.
They worship Trump.

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@_J_8_7_ @antmiddleton If the death penalty didn't work for 100s of years why would it suddenly start working now

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Recently started watching Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage after being a big fan of Young Sheldon. I was skeptical going in considering the change of format but it's a fun watch and Georgie Cooper might be a very underrated TV character.

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@Terminus_Jest @philthatremains @mjfree Shh don't make sense they won't understand it and just get angry again

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

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@ChrisTrembley5 @cosmic_marvel Apparently Error-403 is Spider-Man in French.

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I've only come back on TWITTER because I want to talk smack about Elon Musk and see how long I last.

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The Conservative Party voting Badenoch to be their leader is like seeing your house on fire and using a bomb to try and put it out. #ToryLiars #Conservatives

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@KSI If only Lunchly could cook

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Has anyone checked where Beyonce is?? #LiamPayne

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: The Biden campaign just released this devastating montage of all the times Donald Trump bragged about ending Roe v. Wade. Retweet so all Americans know Trump is responsible for taking away women’s reproductive rights in America.

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/fP43nmpsfC SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME - Official Teaser Trailer

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/oLHLb3M2HO Britain's Got Talent Star Lost Voice Guy on Meeting Harry and Meghan | This Morning

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/OU1hB8qmpv Fake Toy Story / Special Heroes / Turtles Knock-offs | Ashens