Yig, Father of Serpents

Your snake friend

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@HexCarlotta Between the ages of 0 and 23 I didn't have any so can I have 7.7 billion please?

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@thepawmic Nonsense, not nonsence.

[Rat @RatInControl]

Rats playing the piano

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@Prowlercat Clumsy people who find warm milk helps them sleep. Seems pretty obvious to me.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@InkArtlab who flirts with someone and doesn't hope they flirt back?

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@mooseincrisis Anti moose propaganda. It might have just been an idiot, why jump straight to alcohol.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@inthe_present She married him. So I expect she appreciates the humour.

[Nathan The Fox Husky @Nathanfoxhusky]

Bark!

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@kirawontmiss Brown bread contains fibre, brioche buns contain butter. A burger made of high quality beef contains minerals, vitamins, and protein, a low quality one contains mainly fat, cartilage and hormones. Importantly it is also about a balanced diet. One burger is fine occasionally.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@Rust_Racc I'll try the Fur Jordans

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@GeekedMemes Give me $7500 a month as an experiment. I will provide a monthly, yearly and 10 yearly report on the situation.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@oocscreenshots_ This is why you never see a bear with a hobby. You think it is easy to find a piano or a teacher in the woods?

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@astrostardragon If you are in the fandom it is much more likely you are a programmer, network engineer, scientist, or artist. So carpel tunnel is more likely than dirt.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@downbadcomment Additionally if you look at the percentage of income going to expenses you provide 15% and he provides 10% so you actually provide more of you personally income to the relationship.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@downbadcomment Between you the household income is $780k a year. That is more than most single income families with children significantly. Money between the 2 of you should be meaningless.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@spicynightless A whole angstrom. Pretty small town.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@WildSentences English is such a mashup of languages and random historical adjustments that it is impossible to be fully fluent without a masters degree and a PhD in linguistics. The only one I call people out on on a semi-constant basis is the difference between less and fewer.

[Yig, Father of Serpents @HyssSnake]

@1989Lugia Where's the lion? This is a lynx and a fox.