Emilia

I review sex toys and go on rants. Massive nerd, Queer, Occasional pet photo spammer.

[Emilia @HystericEm]

"Think excited puppy stuck in a turtle neck" - me writing about my #clit #Sexblogging

[Emilia @HystericEm]

Tfw you miss the one good day of photo weather for the week 😫

[Creative Kink @Creative_Kink]

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[Emilia @HystericEm]

@TheCaraSutra I'll contact you shortly! Sorry about the email mix up

[Emilia @HystericEm]

@Livvy_Libertine I ask close friends to remind me what about me is attractive, try to find things I like & focus on those. If all else fails blanket burrito

[Drools "DC" Cutely⭐✨ @drool_cutie]

i'm basically just attracted to people who are conscious of and subvert gender roles. i'm a fuckgendersexual

[Emilia @HystericEm]

Me about to bang someone new: "how do you like your condoms?"
Them: "on"

[Vixen Creations @vixencreations]

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[Emilia @HystericEm]

My kink is something at least https://t.co/0vKjDNklkb

[sammy @grrrlkisser13]

Type 'my kink is' and press the center key on ur keypad n quote what u get

[Emilia @HystericEm]

Pole dancers who add "not a stripper lol" to their tinder profile 🤢 I'm not here for your belittling of SW & swerf bullshit.

[Emilia @HystericEm]

Struggled with some sickness and writers block lately, will be posting again soon 💕

[Emilia @HystericEm]

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[Emilia @HystericEm]

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[Emilia @HystericEm]

I just want to buy things that haven't exploited others without going broke myself. #CapitalismIsFucked

[Emilia @HystericEm]

@MermaidBrandie

[❤️‍🔥OWEN❤️‍🔥 @xowenm]

Say her name...she's Sheila Abdus-Salaam & she was INSTRUMENTAL in helping LGBT parents gain the same parenting rights as biological parents https://t.co/dPwVVxEG9w

[Emilia @HystericEm]

I will not flash my twitter feed to old ladies already scandalised by my cleavage, probably.

[Emilia @HystericEm]

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[Kink Craft @KinkCraft]

Introducing our first line of plus-size latex. It has been a long time in the works but it is… https://t.co/rEN0S5dS9t

[Emilia @HystericEm]

@unboundbox Just how it is, I'm use to it at this point 😝 I hope the rest of the sale goes well!